GRRRRRRR I hate my dad! I can't drive for a while now because of him. Well, he usually parks to the left of me in the driveway... Blah I can't really describe this by typing, but I'll try. Anyway, we usually have four vehicles in the driveway: my mom's van in the front left, dad's Sube in the back left, dead VW Rabbit front right, my truck back right. For most of the summer, my dad would park along the street behind and to the right of the truck, which was a pain in the ass because I can't always see it (especially in the dark), and it's hard to maneuver around with the truck's wide turning radius and a basketball hoop in the middle of the circle. He would always park only about two inches to the right of the truck, too, so I'd have to back out without scraping the front of the Sube onto the truck. Well, for most of this fall so far, he's been parking it in the driveway, but for some odd fucking reason, he parked it on the street again. I told him he shouldn't park there because it's been rainy as fuck lately and the truck's back end slides out all of the time from the wet leaves and whatnot, and that ice was coming soon, but he wouldn't listen to me. This morning when I got into the truck, I backed out and the back end slid out and smashed into the front of the damn Subaru. The first fucking thing my dad said was 'I'm not taking responsibility for this.' What a stupid 5-year-old thing to say. It made me HELLA mad, and now I probably won't be allowed to drive anymore because my dad's a fucking stupid ass and can't park! I told him if he wanted to park along the street, that he should back up some because it makes it hard for me to get in and out of the driveway, and there's PLEANTY of room between our driveway and me neighbors'. GRRRRRr. Anyway, the back of the truck is fine... there's a TINY dent on the wheel well, but you can barely tell, but the left lights of the Sube are fucked up I guess. The turning signal light is hanging out (like those glasses where the eyes are all popped out and hanging down and stuff), and the headlight is pointing more towards the left instead of forwards. STUPID FUCKING DAD.
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
