Getting sponcsored by random companies

eastAR5

eastAR5

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what would happen if u sent a promo to like Dole fruit, Colgate, Icey Hot, Chapstick, tampons, etc,.. ? i bet if someone kept trying eventually one of them would see you sliding some rails and be like holy shit this is dope we have to market our product this way
 
Think this: A chick doing a 360 safety and stops infront of the camera and says: Use O.B. Tampons for MAXIMUM safety.

 
chapstick had a comercial with that skier girl. some racer with a funny name. but i'm sure there has to be someone in their marketing area that would tell them to go for it. someone post up when u get sponsored by bananas. hhah
 
hahahahaha we have a list of companies were gonna send vids out to.

such as Maruchan Instant Lunch, hostess, pringles, and of course the XXTREEMMEE MOUNTAIN DEW!

thats just the starting list... more to come
 
i would take any sponsership i could get, even if it has nothing to do with skiing. And then id cover everything i ski on in stickers from that company so that i have 0 other brandnames on me!
 
im going to send a promo to Berts Bees, i always have chapped lips so i could use a lot of it
 
I know. The only place they have it around me is at panera so I go there alot whenever I can.

 
One time when I was like 10 I got sponsored by Hot Rods for basketball. They sent me some hot rods and a Tshirt. I lost the email though
 
either that or evan will just sit in the dark and cry cause hes so emo and hates the world, corprate america, baggy pants, and most if all himself
 
my friends aunt works at dannon and they made a promo snowboard, he got it and used a few times and kids were coming up to him like "hey are you sponsored?"
 
yeah after i land my switch 10 i am contactings trojan condoms, so i can make an add that says "nothing protects me better then a trojan" or "trojans dont break under pressure"
 
what about ramen noodles? you'd be set for luches on the hill for life, I knew this snowboard kid who was sponsered by legos
 
or you could buy them for 0.0012 cents per pack or 12 cents a box. i swear i got a billon cup o noodles for like a dollar today.
 
I want to be sponsed by Costco, American Airlines, Trader Joe's, and Chevron.

That would be dope.
 
you could have a girl sliding a rail.....then fall on her poon. Then be like " Thank god i have pad...that could have been sooo much worse."

 
aaaahahahahahaha...yeah there was something about her that appealed chapstick, but i just cant think what it was.
 
^are you talking about suzy chapstick? 

and hasn't lifestyles already sponsored ski events like the open and stuff?  
 
icy hot would be pretty fitting i imagine, and target? cmon now, who wouldnt want a lot of money. who knows, they might even give simon his own clothing line :)
 
i would totaly want to be sponsored by trojan condoms. be all like "after a long day ripping in the park, there is nothing better then picking up a snow hoe and bangin the shit out of her to finish my night off right. thats why i am a trojan man."
 
some licqour:stomps a switch rodeo 7 mute:blah blah licqour, making everything funner

or some shit like that
 
You have to realize those companies arent targeting us as a market usually. Who goes to the store to buy Nabisco products for the most part, adults with young children. They dont want to see us hit rails. I know us skiers still buy those products but not in high demand. Some fast food places however sponsor athletes like mickey d's

 
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