Getting Some

12ParkRat60

12ParkRat60

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Getting lift head is totally acceptable right, some girls I know are trying to diss me for getting it.

Yellow snow doesn't taste like lemonade
 
lift head ya as long as shes hot but im more into head in the gongeula it warmer

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

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some girls...are gay

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I wouldn't say acceptable. Maybe amazing though.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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lift? are you british or is it a ski lift? elevators are cool

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gondolas or better, no draft

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chair dome is awesome.

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as long as she's hot? what the fuck is that?? Who the fuck cares? all you see is the back of her head.

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or a toque/hat/helmet/bonnet/wig

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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amen.

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
hell, it could be your brother, just dont look down.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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yeah hookin up in a gondola is sweet, but time passes so fast

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totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz

 
ya that'd be neat.

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She better be quick and good, cause I am NOT going to be getting off the lift with blue balls thats for damn sure... and if it happens then Rosie Palm here I calm...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
What about just havin sex on a big ass comfortable bed?

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Peace & Love
 
That always works the best, but when you get that urge and ur on a lift, theres not much of a choice

Yellow snow doesn't taste like lemonade
 
ya, i would say its entirely acceptable. and the brother thing is a bit of a stretch. the whole girl thing is a must. maybe sister tho

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You wouldnt know b/c your to busy getting ur shit packed by your boyfriend

Yellow snow doesn't taste like lemonade
 
its all about fuckin in the woods against a tree. not in the winter though. lift head? why not, you can do anything on the chairlift if you put your mind to it

teem bousquet
 
a mouth is a mouth. Except when it's a guy, in which case it's fuckin queer. I could never get any chicks I know to give head. They're all prudes to the max

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^u must be one ugly son of a bitch then, either that or not know many chicks.

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gondolas cauz there would be less shrinkage and u wouldnt have those people staring at you behind or infront or on the mountain

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^ ah let em stare and be like, 'yesa thats right! im gettin sum, and you arent bitches!'

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
dammit i want gondolas

it take me 15 seconds to get up our lifts at my hill and they are wide open

if somebody would pull that off here id give them a plaque or something

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one of my friends was told by a stiper that she could finish him in 20 seconds or less. he didnt believe it so he gave $10 and was done is 14 sec

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
haha thats great... what exactly did she do?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
only 10 bucks??? whats her number?

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i dunno i just heard the story i wasnt watching ;)

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
i doubt most of you, if not all of you, that replied to this thread have never had a girl give you head at all let alone on a lift.

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Dont be a dumb hooker making stupid assumptions like that.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
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