Getting snaked in the park

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JonnyK

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Nobody likes it when they get snaked while riding park. What are some stories people have about getting snaked or hit while skiing?

Here is mine:

I was standing at the drop in at the top of the jump line at my park and I looked around to see if it was clear. It looked good so I called my drop and started down to the first jump. About twenty feet from the jump this kid comes zipping out of control on my left, skis right over the front of my skis and falls over. Next he shouts at me to watch where I'm going and to not run into him while he's trying to ski. It's no use trying to argue with a gaper so I skied off without saying anything to him and he shouted after me haha. Who has other stories?

 
This one time at band camp.........Who gives a rats ass. You ski park, your going to have people drop in on you. Get over it.

I stuck a flute in my ass and farted the star spangled banner.
 
where is the pit that all these kids are coming from with 1-2 posts and come in swinging making threads and stupid shit?
 
I even get snaked at dry slopes (UK skier) by the Dads + sons that turn up to try their hand at freestyle. The Dads will ski down and put in some GS turns and the kids will lap the lift seemingly ignoring the big queue at the top!
 
solution to getting snaked - be the snaker. just hot lap and skip all the lines of gapers waiting to hit the feature. more fun, and if everyone did it, there would be no waiting in line to hit shit, which i think is fuckin stupid! :)
 
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