Getting run over by a golf cart

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Bob_Loblaw

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Yea, today i got ran over by a golf cart. I was walking across a golf course w/ my friends to get to one of their houses when we saw this dude we know driving a golf cart. So we get a ride with him, and there wasnt enough room for all of us, since there was 5 total. I was sitting on the front of the golf cart and we were driving around for awhile. Then we go down this massive hill and i lose grip and fall off the front. My ankle gets ran over and a get pushed a couple a feet down the cart path. So I'm bleeding everywhere and stuck under the golf cart. I manage to move my foot so he can back up to get the cart off my. MY ankle now has a huge hole in it. There's like one thin layer of skin covering the bone. The other side of my ankle (the side that the tire went over) I think is fractured. My knee is scrapped to hell. My shoulder and elbow both are burned from sliding on the concrete. It was cool though because it was pussing everywhere and bleeding like crazy. It hurt so fucking bad when we were cleaning it out. I'll try to get some pictures up tomorrow. Tomorrow morrning I'm gonna be in so much pain.

Moral of story - Don't go down hills when you're on the front of a golf cart.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
damn, im still fuckin around on golf carts regardless

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'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
Of course

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
i had my ankle run over by a car when we were egging some kids house but luckily it wasn't too bad, took forever to heal

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Life's not a bitch,

Life is a beautiful women,

you only call her a bitch

because she won't let you get that pussy...-Aesop Rock

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Last night we had a huge tournament. They had a banquet at the place where we normally store the carts so we had to wash them and keep them somewhere else temporarily. The place was quite a distance away (turf care area) and when we were bringing them back later, we had huge races. It was really fun. There were 6 of us and we would jump out of the back of a pick-up truck, run to a bunch of carts and take off. Some carts were more charged than others so you could pass people and shit. I was passing some guy and he tried to snake me into a garbage can when I was passing, I swerved and caused some other dude to hit a big bucket full of crap. It was really fun.

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-Dan

''Harvey: I love you maximumsushi!!''
 
i got thrown from a golf cart once on a sharp turn- it was so fucking awesome, i rolled forever and clubs were flying everywhere, and then i almost got run over when the driver came back to pick me up becuase he lost control of the cart

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ive never been in any accidents, but carts are mad fun

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in the snowboard video these guys attempt a 360 while going down the coarse and then they get to 270 and the cart tips and clubs and people in the cart fall everwhere

its funny.

--Dirty Steeze--
 
man those story's are funny.

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
aaaah...golf carts are fun, left foot braking like what?

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Leave Only Footprints
 
dude, the same thing fuckin happened to me last fall, i was riding on the front and the girl driver wipped it around a corner and my ankle got caught and i broke...fucking hurt like hell

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*Update*

I just got back from the doctor and I guess I stretched out my achilles tendon. I'm on crutches now. It sucks. I got the pictures taken, I just need to upload them now. I just hope it's 100% by ski season.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
haha. great stories. sorry about your injury, hope you heal quickly man

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
gonna hate yourself if you can't ski when the snow comes.

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MidWest Is The Shit

Fuck The Ghetto

 
Pictures are up. Check em out in my profile.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
yea, i know i will

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
those scratches aren't that big. ive had bigger ones from icy slush burns. as for scrape deepness and puss, when i was little i fell off my bike full speed and scraped all the skin off my knee, to the bone. happened 3 times in 3 years, one time it got infected and my knee was a green and white joint of puss. had to get shots and other shit to heal that one

 
haha i was there derk! twas funny, u were crying like a little bitch!

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~:KeviN:~
 
Fuck u kevin, u know i wasnt crying.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
thats not bad, go crash on a motorcycle, and slide across 100+ ft of asphalt, then you'll know bad

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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

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..and this kid driving the golf cart was canadian

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***tubgirl is me hero!

~:KeviN:~
 
yea, the canadian did it. And the sliding isnt what hurt. It was having a tire crush my ankle and having a golf cart reat on top of me.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
rest

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
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