Getting rid of ex girlfriends

clrumivier4life

clrumivier4life

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So...I went out with this freshman (i'm a junior) for like 4 months. I break up with her expecting her out of my life because she's annoying as fuck. But, she's like a parasite and hangs out with my best friends all the time (invites herself). I practically live at my friends house, so I'm almost always there when she's over and she's so fucking dumb. I really would like her to just get out of my life, like i had never met her....but she won't. She sucks on and won't get off, no matter how much salt you poor on the damn thing. Any tips? I'd go for beating her up...but that's uncool.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
hmm i had to deal with the same type of problem last year when i was also a junior dating a freshman, but i didnt have the aspect of her hanging out with my friends, i dont know dude just tell her you definitely are broken up, and theres never going to be a chance that your getting back together, if she really is inviting herself then just have your friend say something to her, but if hes inviting her or not going to say anything about her being there you might just have to learn to ignore her, because theres not much you can do about it

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Do something with another girl in front of her. That will definetly get the point across.

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who said shes even trying to get with you? maybe shes just trying to be friends like you said. its no good if you feel annoyed by her presence. dont be an asshole and ask her to leave because if youre the one bothered you should get the fuck out.

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They're my best friends. I didn't say she was trying to get back with me, i'm pretty she it's clear that i'm not going to. These are my best friends since i met them in 6th grade.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
I'd probably find that to be attractive if I was getting peed on.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
Salt is weak, try pouring Chlorine on her, that shit burns!

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"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
^that would be painful

why not just try to find her some of her own friends so that she wont hang out with yours so much.

if that fails, find another girl to date and bring her to your friend's house all the time so this girl will feel awkward and stop hanging around.

 
show up at her house drunk, then break some stuff and piss off her family. Then have someone prank call her pretending to someone who is intrested in dating you and ask really embarasing personal questions like "how big is his dick? im thinking about dating him, and dick size is really important to me... can you please let me know?" It works every time. No joke. She wont even want to hear your name.

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I already am going out with someone else who is better friends with my best friends then my ex is. SHE STILL COMES! She tries to be all buddy buddy with her too even though she knows that the new gf hates her.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
maybe you should yell at her, take away all her friends, talk shit about her, write about her, "hit her with a semi truck", and then let her find what you wrote, eh?

 
well theres gotta be some ways to get rid of her...assasinate? id go for beating her up...itd be pretty damn fun...but i hear shes strong so careful you dont get your ass kicked instead! i soo wish i knew who you were talking about...

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^haha good first post!

-umm i dont know how to tell you this but im taking your friends away. is that clear to you?

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seriously run her over with a mack truck or like the guy above me said cockslap her till she cant stand on her own 2 feet

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my problem is i cant get my ex gf back....:(

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did anyone else find this(or the next one) to be the sickest comment ever??? or is it just me??

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ahhahahaha, I hear you brother. I ditched the sweetest girl in the world and the last few I've dated have been psychos. Fuck, I'd like to get her back now.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
I'm with you on this one, I was with one of the coolest girls i know and we broke up cause i thought i was too cool or some other retarded reason. Boy what a stupid move, now shes in a super serious over a year (in high school) relationship with a senior, while we are juniors. Welp, hes gonna be gone next year

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Ya, I ditched mine last fall to screw around with university chicks. It was worth it until I decided I'd like something more serious than a one night stand, and now I can't find anyone decent who wants that. Oh well, I'll keep on looking I guess.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
my story is well we're still fighting right now she doesnt wanna be friends with me even right now, welll i know im a junior and shes a freshman from a neighboring school but its the senior-slutty freshman dating case...this girl is amazing 1. shes prettier than paris hilton 2. shes more down to earth than mud (bad analogy i know) the list goes on and on but we just cliqued from the start and i CANNOT stop thinkikng about her

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u just said that in the thread about the 11 yr old bitch gettin bullied up by a girl

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
my story is, I went out with this junior(i'm a freshman) for like 4 months. he breaks up with me expecting me out of his life because im annoying as fuck. But, im like a parasite and hangs out with his best friends all the time (i invite myself). he practically lives at his friends house, so I'm almost always there when he's over and im so fucking dumb. he really would like me to just get out of his life, like he had never met me....but I won't. I suck on and won't get off, no matter how much salt you poor on me. he'd go for beating me up...but that's so uncool.

 
ok ill give up now. im having far too much fun with this :)

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get your new chick to fight the ex and make sure the new chick wins. then call it survival of the fittest

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..... i think the only thing left to do is be an absolute dick head to her and bitch her out cause she obviously isnt gonna go anywhere anytime soon or maybe she likes the attention she gets from you when you try to push her away? ......

......sucks to be you......

 
maybe you should talk to her about it? because i know if it was happening to me (from her perspective) then id want to be confronted as opposed to reading it in your thread.

and furthermore, dont use the new gf to get at her. that would hurt her really badly and prolly be the meanest thing you could do. unless youre a jerk like that...i wouldnt know.

 
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