Step 1: Go to dental school
Step 2: Become a dentist
Step 3: Get married to a gold digger
Step 4: Get divorced
Step 5: Develop a significant drinking problem
Step 6: Lose all faith in humanity and stop caring what anyone thinks of you, including those close to you
Step 7: Create your own unique brand of sarcasm/self-loathing
Step 8: Buy a ski house in Aspen/Vail/other over-rated ski town
Step 9: Post daily on how humanity annoys you, how your neighbor is a tool, how kids these days won't stay off your yard
Step 10: Access to post in TGR Gear Swap will be granted