Getting older sucks!

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So I'm at this club dance in Grand Rapids and I start grinding with a fine-looking chick... the song gets over and we're both still into each other so we do some more freaking, right? Eventually I judge that we're into each other enough to start talking, so I ask her name, where she's from, etc. etc., finally getting around to age. She giggles and says..... 'fourteen!' I nearly shit myself. Seems like only a few years ago I was the cream of the crop... then you turn 18 and realize that you've got statutory rape written all over you. I mean, older girls are great too, but it's terrible when you check out some nice 15 or 16-year old, and then you realize how old you are.

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...and im still allowed to warp their fragile little minds. tehehe.

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just get a fake id that says youre younger. yup.

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong
 
you know what else sucks, chicks with hairy faces, or if they only shave their legs up up to their short line

they call me doctor love
 
haha, she was 14. It suck girls dont look how old they are, a girl thats 14 could look 18. Girls should have a neckless that tell there age.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
WHAT? I thought she was 16??? Brie is 16 isn't she?

I hate my life!

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haha, pedefile

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younger = tighter, the real question is, can it ever get tooo tight?

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^^ yes, yes it definitely can

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in my school we have a 15 year old that's going into 8th grade and she will be driving in 8th grade and will have to park on the junior high side while i'm 14 and going into 9th grade...its sick and she's a major slut too

 
its all good ethan. the way i look at it is if they're old enough to bleed, they are old enught to scream. how come you arent on aim anymore playa?

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thats some funny shit itsbackfliptime, that kid should just give up now

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dont worry, i know how you feel ethan...wait, no i don't, i've still got a little over 2 years. hahaha, you old man.

 
d00d i am 20...it fucking sucks.

honestly...prostitots everywhere.



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'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
yeah happened to me at ski camp...mackin some fine racer honey then after a few days find out she isn't 17 as I had suspected...14...damn at least I was still only 17 at the time

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
someone said earlier in this thread to get a fake ID to say your younger so you can sleep with these girls?? Whens the last time a girl carded you before sex?(not including legal brothels in Nevada)

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You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
 
age doesn't matter. people that think it does are retarded.

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sorry ice is scary, itwas a bad joke.

'arent you a little old to be here'

'nope, look, im only 17'

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong
 
must be really fucking awesome club with 14 year old girls in there, what do they for dinks in there? apple juice and milk?

 
yeah Kami it sucks...22 ina month so even 18yr olds are borderline now. But I always say 'age is just a #'

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for example, there's a club in northeastern ohio called 'club 20'.....it's super raunchy and dirrty and shit, but like, it's for like 13-20 year olds....so that would explain the age situation

most teen clubs go to 18 or 20, starting at like 13 or 14

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
so it's essentially just a school dance? hahahah silly americans and their stupid drinking age.



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
so, it's a school dance...?



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
poor americans

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
dude who cares, girls always look older... and kami man, don't worry, all you did was dance with her... there is nothin wrong with concentual DANCING. fuck man lol. girls grow up fast as everyone knows, and they get some t and a around like 15 or so... they fool you. don't be tricked. the worst part is, you KNOW at clubs there are not gonna be many(if ANY) 14 year old GUYS, but then the ladies come and shit gets all messed up.

 
does there have to be penitration to be rape? and sex with a condom shouldent be rape i mean as long as nothing comes in direct contact i dont see the harm.

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i still have three and a half years beeotches. we have a girl who was just barely 14 and fucked and 18 year old; in her house; with her parents home; and only down the hall. she's a total slut. she got a ton of shit for it too

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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

Grass on the field play ball

Old enough to pee, is old enough for mee

A few sayings that tell us how much it doesnt matter

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my dad once told me 'you know your old when your balls hit the water when you sit down to take a shit'

well have u made contact yet?

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yeti- the one I was at was most definitely nothing like a school dance... this was some ghetto-ass shit. I felt like I was in Compton. The only resemblance to a school dance is that there are people 13 to 18... but at most school dances you don't get frisked before you can go in, they don't play straight rap the ENTIRE time, and they don't have people freaking so crazy that you actually suspect they're somehow having sex right through their clothing.

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i turned 16 on saturday, hooray for me

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
haha alright that sounds alright :-)



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
all ages nights can onnl be fun if you have some underage girlfriends that want to be corrupted, so you just pass shots in your mouth from the of age side, you get about half of the shot in the end, you make out with some hot chicks and they don't know how much shots cost ;) hah

-Mike

I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
 
grand rapids michigan, home of michael henderson.

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harvey, harvey, harvey. cant you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me?

 
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