Getting Money Fast

... know where i go the money for it? manwhoring... see this, mini yo-yo. know where i got the money for that?

man whoring?

no, stock market. but you know where i got the money for the stock market? from manwhoring.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
naaaah trick some slut into taking off her clothes and then take pics and sell em. you can get a few 100

w.m.h
 
ahh dude, sell yourself, i was readin some article about how a perfect human body if its perfectly harvested for all its shit is work over 50 mil... but youd have to be dead...

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
you have to steal little things and sell them, thats how it works

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
yeah well irish drink, you do take it in the ass. soo....

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
some dude came to my door with a window washing service and my mom paid him $90 to wash all the windows on the first story of our house. it took him like two hours and he did the inside and the outside. that's $45/hour. freakin ridiculous. all you would need is a business license, some flyers, a bucket, some towels, some ammonia, and a squeegee, and you can pocket some bank. i'm gonna do it this summer to pay for my car next year when I go off to school.

Always remember. . .Pray for snow
 
^ not that bad of an idea. my friend washes refridgeradors, 20 bucks a fridge. insane.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
can you do it as much as you want? because technically that could be 50 dollars every day no problem, im sure you could get stuff out every day.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
yeah, for a little while. eventually you're just going to start shooting blanks, and then what are you going to tell the chick at the counter? 'i ran out'?

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
go everyday for a week, then stop for 1 week then go again for a week, etc. That will make you 7,500 a year... if you get 50 everytime.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
just sell drugs

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
sperm bank.. only in america can u get payed to wack off.. damn...... yeah.. you cant do it at the same bank but in london there are a gripload.

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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz

 
that is y america is sweet

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eat.breathe.sleep.ski

objects in mirror may be closer than they appear

 
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