Getting Money Fast

manwiththemetalleg

manwiththemetalleg

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Yeah so im in debt £300 to my dad, and he has taken all my money so i can't go out and get pissed until i pay back the debt. I don't have a job, and wont be getting one for about a month, so i need money as soon as possible. Any ideas? and don't say sell drugs, as although it is tempting, too many people do that round here and supply outstrips demand. Sensibleish answers please, althoguh breaking the law slightly won't hurt. (not robbing banks)

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your going to get a lot of replies saying 'just sell drugs' but if you cant get a job then i dont know what to do.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
hmm, sell sum shit. and i necessary take things that you think would be of zero value to people and sell them. not ski shit though... but maybe a bicycle. j/k thats mean. get in sum sorta Pyramid Scandal. well, all i can say is sell sum of yer old shit. ski stuff, bikes, any other sporting good.

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'I wanna monster truck, Fuck the bus' - Matt Sterbenz after checkin out the Freezing Point bus.
 
yea people are all about buying used sports stuff, cuz they dont wanna pay full price for something there kid well prob grow outta

 
good idea guys. we should all create one of those things where u have ppl send u a dollar and they also send the letter out the letter to make money too. if u start it, theres no way u can lose. just put a random address on therer thast u see sumwhere

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
make a 'company' and sell stuff to your friends and stuff.me and my friend made like 15 shirts and were going to seel for 10$ a peice but never distributed all of them. haha it was good though.

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Cheers guys, these are some good ideas and they've come nearly as fast as i need the money. I'm putting my BMX for sale at £100, as a skatepark has beenbuilt near my house, so it would probably sell. Also i have put a couple of shitty cds on ebay, and might get a loan off a friend if possible. Keep thinknig though...i need more ideas!

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Go around every trash can and pick out pop cans and take them to the recycle bin and cash it in...

Create flyers with your name and phone and what kind of services you can offer(Rake shit, clean shit, eath shit and etc.), and walk door to door in nice neighborhoods and tell people what you offer and what cause you are doing it for and just spread your name out man, sooner or later they will call

Motherfuckers...
 
become a catimite... that makes alot of skrill

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...
 
ant4life, thats a really good idea about the flyers..think im gonna do that tommorow. Will let ya'l know how it goes.

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
rob a bank... you could get a job unless yur to young

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DON'T BE A RACER!

i'm a junkie and theres nothing u can do about it cuz i have blue hair
 
you can sell your soul on ebay.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
find some cheap trinket and sell it on ebay for 300 pounds and say it's a rare collectible. make sure you say all sales are final and all items are as is. and hope somebody buys it.

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
take nude photo's of yourself, and sell them on the internet.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
Sell shit on ebay. (not literally)

I sold a pair of big foot ski boards (from when i was like 8, before i get slated) for 30 quid to some sucker!

Also, try get work with charities like oxfam or save the children or greenpeace or whatever. If you don't mind being one of those annoying fuckers who come up to you in town centres with clipboards asking for money! They earn really good moeny I've heard. And its not real work, just talking to people.

Failing that, hit the sperm bank dude!

 
pawn stuff.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
maybe it depends on supply, but i've had plenty of friends get paid for blood

Cats. the other white meat.
 
donate sperm... you win both ways...

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how the fuck did mexicans get money?

must be drug dealers

ski-hobo
 
Personally wouldnt donate my sperm unless it was just going to be used for Scientific Experiences, but if it was going to used to make some jenny from the block pregnant and have my kid... NO WAY.

Motherfuckers...
 
charge 20 bucks for a hummer and stay out all night until you reach your goal. If anyone calls you a fag tell them your just doing it for the money, got twenty bucks I'm sure they will either pony up or piss off.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
UPDATE: Job interview at Tesco Tonight...if i get it my problems could be solved. I'm also gonna flog a load of cigarettes (duty free) to my mate which should earn me a bit.

Oh and you can't sell blood, plasma or sperm in Britain unfortunatley.

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
charge your dad 5 euros for a bj. after 60 bj's, your debt will paid and you will be a master cocksucker.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
Dude, had no idea they didn't have sperm banks here! There goes my masterplan for paying off my student load.

 
Dude, had no idea they didn't have sperm banks here! There goes my masterplan for paying off my student load

hahahahahhahahahahahqhahahahaha. your student load. its a pun.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
you should actually try selling shit on ebay, i bet someone would buy it. i saw this one thing for a bag of air from a tornadoe. even came with a certificate of authenticity. i think it soldmfor like 200$ too, something rediculous

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