suspended 3 days in middle school for sexually harrassing the sexual harassment speaker. I was clearly joking, but the speaker didnt think it was funny. even the my teacher was laughing.
said something stupid in middle school history class, teacher told the entire class to leave the room and for me to stay, and then proceeded to yell at me for 15 minutes(literally red in the face, spitting, smacking the desk, etc.)
snuck out of my house the last night before me and my parents were to drive up to college and drop me off for my freshman year. I picked up a lot of bud, a lot of weed butter, and some alcohol. when i tried sneaking back in the house, my mom answered the door, told me she was very disappointed in me, then locked me out of the house. i slept on my front lawn, and then the next morning we drove up to college( i guess she never knew what i had in my pack). it was never mentioned again.
Driving out to visit a buddy in colorado, we got pulled over in Arizona hundreds of miles from the border at a "border stop". they found 4 lbs of bud baggied up into 1/8ths. wasnt my bud, nor my car so i was good. my friend...not as bad as you'd think. hired a good lawyer and just got a fine, to go along with his massive lawyer bill.