Getting hit on by gay men

cj

cj

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Wow. I just recieved a chilling tidbit of info. A girl i know says a guy that works with her wants to 'pound my shit'. He is very very gay. I bought food and he stroked my hand once ...

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik

 
Come on cj! Be a risk taker!

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
dude do what any man should when that happens. HATE CRIME!!!!

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'

-Aesop Rock
 
ahh no, no risk takin in the field of homosexual endevours. unless of course you are gay. then by all means, pound away. by seein that u have britney spears' tits as an icon, im gonna hazard a guess that your not gay.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
u shoulda grabbed his hand and slammed it in the cash register... or if u r gay, well, i think you know more than me about what to do next.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
blahahahahahahaha thats sick, go take a crap on is car then stick a piec of paper on a toothpick in it that say 'pound this'

 
BAHAHAHA!

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
that's just awful, it's happened to me a couple of times too. Last year I was out drinking with my friends and along comes this older dude who I don't really know but one of my friends does. He and I found a stag party sign that had a picture of cartman saying 'screw you guys, I'm getting married!' We carried it around teh city, McDonalds and everything telling everyone we were getting married and shit.

Then we all went to his house, and when everyone had passed out and me and the older dude were still boozing away, he came to sit on my lap and troking my hair and shit.I was like what the fuck are you doing, we're not playing that anymore, and he tried to fucking kiss me! That was scary as fuck.

and what are the odds of pretending to be fags with someone and it turns out he really is a fag. Hmm...

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever
 
you are gay. You never let a guy sit on your lap. Only when you are drunk does your true self emerge.

Dont waste that shit
 
you are gay. You never let a guy sit on your lap. Only when you are drunk does your true self emerge.

Dont waste that shit
 
you are gay. You never let a guy sit on your lap. Only when you are drunk does your true self emerge.

Dont waste that shit
 
just close your eyes and pretend its Britney Spears with a strap-on.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS'
 
I know but he was such a nice guy and kinda good looking too, and I guess I got a little carried away you know with an older guy liking me and all...

j/k I threw him flying to the floor and he hurt his back on a corner of a table. He started crying, haha

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever
 
Well, you never said he was good looking. That is completely different and if I were in the same position I would do the same thing.

J/K

Dont waste that shit
 
if its brad pitt hitting on you and offered you money to sleep with him,id take a shot in the mouth for a couple millions bucks

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
i have no problem with gay people as long as they dont hit on me...

Five-9 Productions

'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'

-andy woods on the DNA add in Freeze

-Mike
 
I haven't read anything except the title and I have already concluded that you are now one of my heros! and maybe wanna go out sometime? What's your number?

On my way to goddom
 
Lateralis - if it were brad pit, id hit that shit up without a second thought...if your going to do somthing wrong, do it right!

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik

 
my brother works at NASA in DC and he was at a gym...he asked this random dude to spot him for the bench and he didnt think anything of it. well the dude approached my brother in the locker room later on and started talking with him and gave him his card. on the card is a website. my brother definately needs to have his gaydar checked up on. he figured that there wasnt gay guys working at NASA so he didnt think anything of it. here is the link. you tell me. http://www.lawrencebroughton.com

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
^hahahaha, your bro must be blind. anyone with a website named after and about themself is automatically gay.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
Matt Newschoolers Harvey....OH MY GOODNESS! IT IS ALL SO CLEAR NOW.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik

 
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-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
cj....you know you want him

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fear makes it fun

'ride, ride, how we ride' -Dead Kennedys

'im a mugger!

ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do.
 
last year my R.A. at school was gay, and we were drinkin one night. he offered me 2000 dollars to fuck him (i could be doing the pounding), and kept asking me all night long if i would make out with him. so i feel your pain my friend.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
if it were me i would be REALLY REALLY REALLY disturbed if he wanted to 'pound my shit'. But 'hey ese, you ever had your SHIT... PUSHED....... INNNNNNNN????'

 
Bullshit your ra never offered you 2 gs to fuck him, he offerd you two packs of skittles and a fucking happy meal, and you took it

 
i honestly was offered 2g, and i honestly turned it down. its just not my bag. im sure i could hook the two of you up though, if you want

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
Hah, speaking of gay R.A.'s. The football team stays in the Freshmen dorms the first month they are here before everyeone else. Well one of my friends who is on the team was just trying to find someone on the floor to borrow something (I don't remember what), so he just opened up the R.A.'s door at the end of the hall and he was gettin pounded in the ass by some other dude with loud music playing. Ahah... he just looked down real fast and started cracking up while walking away.

 
^ but you definatly thought hard about it right?

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
hahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahaha cj

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
You should be flattered! All of my gay friends are really picky. I know im flattered if a girl hits on me.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
awesome

Oh, please do lower your speech to my humble level, oh great and intellectual one, for I am unworthy to bear witness to the truths you speak! Since I am clearly your inferior, you must write in very lowbrow terms or I'll never understand. --JD May
 
im still scared.

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--DEFY SKEEZ-- im huked up

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.
 
I mean who wouldn't want some of this

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
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'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
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