getting hit in the nuts

try this on for size. when your skiing take your pole and put the handle near your nuts then at an angle put the other end into the snow while goin full speed. gaureteed to make you sing the high notes.

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yeah well the bike seat thing doesn't only hurt guys. i was riding my bike when i was like in third grade and i went off the curb and i didn't sit up off my seat and i heard a serious crunch. it was the sickest thing ever.

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oh yeah and getting hit in the boob does hurt!my friend once kicked me and stepped on my boobs cuz she was mad at me. it was so painful. i would have ripped hers off but she doesn't have any so i kicked her pussy and made her cry. hehehe

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
 
ok when i was in the locker room in 8th grade my friend came up to me and kicked me in the nuts for no reason. i threw up like 5 minutes later then last friday i was playing basketball and this kid did a fade a way whatever you call that shit and lifted his foot up when he jumped and nailed me right in the balls. it sucked

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Ha, I once bent my skiing pole when the pole got stuck in the middle of the skis and I was speeding to the park.

I was once frightened for my life, when I failed to jump some stairs with a bike. My feet fell off of the pedals and I was sitting on the thingie that keeps the bike... you know... 'complete' (I can't remember the word right now) then I hit a wall, and the backwheel jumped like a meter high and my crotch felt agony.¨

Ahh, fuck this. I can't spell a rat's ass

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boobies dont hurt as much as balls

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its wierd how all girls are like 'owwww my tit!' i asked them y it hurt so much and they explained cause their tits are so sensitive.

i know this kid who was biking, ripped his nut sack open on his stem of his bike, went to the hospital, got it stithed up, tehn it got infected. i havent talked to him since.

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^ I never told my parents about ripping mine, I took a bandade and used that to 'stitch' it up. Turned out really well, aside from a few hairs missing on my balls, you cant even see the scar no more.

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the worst time my nuts ever hurt was prolly when my brother wipped a tennis ball or when i was playin hockey this one time and a huge guy on the other team took his hardest slap shot and i had to save it with my sac... OUCH

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i got a realative that was clnmbing a tree, feel down and the twig sticking up in the tree went through his sac and ripped it all the way open and he kept falling, yup, is balls came out too.

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there was this kid at my old school that thought he was the shit... one day when he was jumping over a fence his pants and sac got caught and ripped one of his nuts out.

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