Getting herpes from a toilet seat

yeah i learned about that in sex ed in grade 9. there are a couple others you can get from sitting on a toilet seat too. scary shit.
 
that's why you should always take 20 mins to line paper carefully around the toilet seat, or just don't shit in public bathrooms, girls, sucks for you
 
Unless this girl is the most unsanitary person ever, she did not get herpes from the toilet seat. She most likely had sex or had a guy go down on her and she just doesnt want to admit it. Too bad.

Anyway, the only way you can get herpes from a toilet seat is if someone rubs their herpes infested privates on the seat and you IMMEDIATELY expose an open wound or another opening to that exact spot.

I dont know a single girl that has not mastered the art of hovering. So, she is pretty much an idiot.

HPV is another story, but pretty much everyones got at least one strain of that, and no it does not mean you have warts.
 
Yeah, unless you obstain for your entire life and live in nebraska; you will pretty much get hpv a few times. Its like the cold, but with out symptoms usually. Unless you are a chick, then you can get cancer. But thats unlikely.
 
From the Center of Disease Control and Prevention....

"At least 50% of sexually active men and

women acquire genital HPV infection at some point in their lives."

I have also read medically papers that put it higher than 50%.
 
at least 50%?!!! haha wow i had no idea, they don't teach you enough of this shit in school. is that just in one country or is that a global statistic?
 
in US it's honestly more like 75%.....guys don't have an outbreak but usually chicks will. If you're banging random chicks out sushi you've def had it or will soon. N.a.b.d..
 
anybody know what the stats are in Canada? i know i don't have it because i just got tested a couple of weeks ago, but i'd like to know what my chances of getting it are...
 
nah, that was on house, this couple both had herpes and he was trying to find out who so he said "did you know herpes can live on a toilet seat for up to 10 hours after?" then the guy was like "ya, that must be how i got it" then house was like "your husband's been sleeping around apparently, because anyone who can believe that story is lying". but ya im pretty sure to get herpes it has to be full on contact.
 
There is no male test for HPV, only for females. To do a test for males they would basically have to cut out part of your eurithra and I'm pretty sure you wouldnt like that. They can only test you for it in the sense that if you have the kind that gives genital warts, they can tell you that you have genital warts.

Females do not usually get outbreaks. We get it, nothing happens and in like 5% of cases women will develop cancerous tissue which they remove immediately and the woman is good to go. In some cases though the women doesnt get a pap smear and never knows she has this cancerous tissue and then it turns into cervical cancer.

The stats in Canada are likely to be the same as in the US. Ive read studies that say upwards of 80% of the population will have it at some point.

My doctor told me that every time you have a new partner regardless of if you have sex or not, it is likely you will be exposed to a new strain or a strain you have allready gotten. Soo... if there are 200 or so strains, have 200 partners and you are pretty much immune to HPV. So I guess you could assume that porn stars (if currently testing negative for HPV) are the safest sexual partners to have in regards to HPV. But not to anything else.
 
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I think that wil go down in women, because there's the new vaccine that prevents quite a few types of it.
 
4 of about 200. The Vaccine does prevent against 2 of the most common high risk strains that can lead to cervical cancer. But there are still about 10 more high risk strains.

The Vaccine is great in that it prevents the two most common, but there is still a huge amount of different HPV strains. So youre still just as likely to get HPV, just not the kind that causes cervical cancer.
 
doesnt HPV not affect guys, which is why its so dangerous because guys can spread it easily?

shit i am not having sex with my girlfriend tonight
 
Yeah, guys really have no effects. And the side affects for women are pretty small as long as you are on top of papas. As was stated above, it is bad for women who don't get papas regularly and don't catch the issue early enough.
 
The pink eye epidemic is breaking out because everyone's farting on each other's pillows bare-assed. Damn Damn Damn
 
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