Getting Drunk off Of Listerine

no. its the wrong kinda alcohol.

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-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
no i think its alcohol alcohol but im pretty sure youd die from drinking listerine before you got drunk off of it

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Valley-Lu

"dude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol

 
no indians here always get drunk off it, you just cant drik lots cuz its a high percentage

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
coach z got drunk off listerine during decemberween...

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
no way dude if it doesnt kill u it will lead to stomach ulsers

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
you can drink it and get drink

and later on have wonderful stomach and liver disorders...

Have fun!

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Just ski.

Rider for 7-Fold
 
its like 7.5% alcohol. but the reason it says do not swallow is because one of the chemicals in it will turn your teeth gray if u ingest enough of it. at least thats what my dentist told me.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
no you cant get drunk off listerine but if you get breathalized your blood alcohol level will be very very high

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-Jon

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but it will wear off in about 20 mins and go back down to 0

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-Jon

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its the wrong kind of alcohol. If my memory serves me correctly, and it has been a while since i took any kinda chemesty... We get drunk of of ethel alcohol. C2H5OH i think. The alcohol in mouthwashes is the same as surgical alcohol or methal alcohol. CH3OH. (i might have that backwards though) Methal alcohol has entrily diffrent effects on your body. You dont get drunk off of it. plain and simple. its a diffrent chemical and it reacts a diffrent way with your body. Mostly just makeing you realy realy sick.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
^he speaks the truth.

you can get prety fucked up off of enough Robitessen though. i wouldnt reccomend it, my experience involved a lot of puking.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
its a way to commit suicide. dont do it.

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if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
 
One kind is ethanol, one kind is methanol. I forget which kind is normal alcohol and which kind is in listerine.

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To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
^its the mouthwash that is really strong, has enough "bite" to cause some pussies to not want to use it.

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
methanol is like racing fuel or rubbing alcohol & is poison & will make you blind or dead read the fucking label on rubbing alcohol, YOU CAN DRINK LISTERINE & AFTERSHAVE BUT THAT IS VERY STUPID, tHERE ARE OTHER HARMFULL CHEMICALS IN THEM! Your in pretty sad shape if you resort to drinking any sort of shit, Why not go sniff some gasoline it'll kill most of yr brain cells and leave you more stupid!

 
Was wondering cause i saw somthing in the news online some lady did it. And Got pulled over.

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
 
it was most likely the acetomenophen (tylenol) in robitussin that made you sick, that is one of the reasons its in Robitussin.

But why even consider drinking Listerine, are you that hard up for a drink? If you don't have much money go get a couple 40's.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
doesn't that kind of alcohol make you blind?

Its only for decoration thats it and thats all

What goes on in the gondala stays in the gondala
 
I heard a chick got pulled over on the 401 (ontario) after drinking like 7 bottles of it, and she was tuned.

From hunted to hunter...
 
isnt there also sum kinda alcohol that makes u go blind?

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
some x-alcoholic came to my school and said that she drank a 48 pack of beers in one day every day, and a bottle of mouth wash when she could

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
im pretty sure that its the surgical alcohol one, but like i said its been a long time since i took any chemistry.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
no. DXM( i forget what it stands for) which is in robitussin gets you fucked up. its a mild hallucinogen. ive done it, fun times but sorta immature.

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
HAHAAHAH best comment i've seen on NS in forever. partly because the very first thing i thought of when i saw this topic was that. nice work.

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coach z as in john zel....??thats classic

but i'm not about to try cause the amount it would fuck you upis not worth getting smashed. its soo bad for your stomach and stuff

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if your in fear of a DUI, keep listerine in your car and if the cops pull you over, just say you had some mouthwash because of the high alcohol content. and ethanol is the drinking alcohol, not methanol

parents im not tellin your kids to smoke, you see, cause if they just say no, it'd be mo fo me.

-Devin The Dude
 
yes, the Dextromathorphane (DXM) is what makes you trip, however, the makers of Robitussin added acetomenophen (tylenol) as a way to try to prevent people from robo-trippin, the idea was that people would OD on tylenol, get sick, and prevent too much DXM from being absorbed by the body.

And the idea that the alcohol in mouthwash is not safe is retarded. Yes there are multiple types of alcohol, some of which are not safe to drink, however these would not be used in a product such as mouthwash because no matter what, a small amount of it will be absorbed into your bloodstream through your mouth, and you're basically guaranteed to ingest some of it.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
the reason you can get drunk on listerine, is becuase it has rubbing alachol in it. you can easly go blind from that shit, that is why it has warnings on it.

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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.

-guttermouth

 
no cops gona fall for that unless the level of achool is really low

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
 
robotusson... better and u trip

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you will die before you feel a buzzzzz

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
it will get you drunk, and it will pass the breathalizer. i cick got dui while drunk off listerine, it does fuck you up, badly.

SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
 
hahaaaaaaaaa i saw that

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

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Do not try this! I was an alcoholic for many years and ended up practically homeless and living with my family who would not let me drink. So, one day I decided to drink mouthwash, Listerine. This left the most disgusting taste in my mouth and a strange burning high in my chest. I kept it down about 10 minutes then threw it all up in addition to the rest of the contents of my stomach. Still had a gross taste and burning for the rest of the day, as well as nausea. DO NOT RECOMMEND!!! Even if you’re desperate!
 
14367077:Okgirl said:
Do not try this! I was an alcoholic for many years and ended up practically homeless and living with my family who would not let me drink. So, one day I decided to drink mouthwash, Listerine. This left the most disgusting taste in my mouth and a strange burning high in my chest. I kept it down about 10 minutes then threw it all up in addition to the rest of the contents of my stomach. Still had a gross taste and burning for the rest of the day, as well as nausea. DO NOT RECOMMEND!!! Even if you’re desperate!
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thank you, Okgirl
 
14367077:Okgirl said:
Do not try this! I was an alcoholic for many years and ended up practically homeless and living with my family who would not let me drink. So, one day I decided to drink mouthwash, Listerine. This left the most disgusting taste in my mouth and a strange burning high in my chest. I kept it down about 10 minutes then threw it all up in addition to the rest of the contents of my stomach. Still had a gross taste and burning for the rest of the day, as well as nausea. DO NOT RECOMMEND!!! Even if you’re desperate!
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I think OP is old enough to buy real booze by now. But thanks for telling us
 
one time when i was a young boy i went skiing at the lake of louise and found a bottle of aftershave at a lift unload and my momma told me that someone was probably drinking it and to this day i cant walk thru a pharmacy without purchasing a bottle of aqua velva and pounding it in the parking lot
 
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