either my parents are dumb or im the fuckin man, because ive come home shitfaced so many times, like one time i didnt have a key so i rang the doorbell at 1:30 after getting a ride from a chill cop home, i was drunk as shit trying to hitchhike to my friends house and this cop picked me up and just dropped me off at the end of my street, out of view of my house, and he didnt call my parents or write me up for the numerous violations i committed, like underage drinking, hitchhiking (thought im not sure he couldve done it), out past curfew, public intoxication, reckless endagerment, and so many other things he could have fucked me for, the fuckin guy just dropped me off at my house, and i rang the doorbell at 1:30 (my parents always say 11:30), and i bullshitted some story while completely wasted, ive come home other times drunk or high but it wasnt as sketch as that one, this year will be the true test because its my senior year and im goin all out this year, but i doubt ill get caught
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
The Hot Sauce Champion of the World