Getting caught

SkeeOrDye

SkeeOrDye

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so a couple days ago i was bangn this girl, and her brother comes home with 3 of his friends. they were all in my grade, and i know them from hangn out with them a couple years ago, but they are kinda annoying and shit. so he knocks on the door, shit and i got my shorts on and hid behind the door. he saw me and it was just mad awkwardness. then his friends come walkn in, one kid says, "hey it stinks like sex in here". so just super awkward-ness.

Now to tonight. her parents were up at thier cottage, and so she calls me and i head over. we chill for a little bit and start bangn when its questionable when her mom would be home. but sometimes you make bad decisions, hey, it happens. so im bangn her, and she said, oh its 10:55, and when your already into it, stoping isnt an option, i wasnt gonna go home and jerk off tonight. so idk how much later, mabe 5-10 mins, she says she hears somethn. i tell her fuck it, then i hear the front door open. so i dive into her closet naked. she gets dressed before me and her mom asked why my car was there. so she said i was downstairs. they walk downstairs i get my shorts on, and they come back up so i dip into the closet again. and i cant find my shirt, so the girl walks in, and i fall out of the closet, and her mom was like, hes right there. so super mother fuckn awkwardness slapped me accross the face. so i gathered my shit that was scattered around the house, and left saying i was sorry if i caused trouble.

so i got caught twice in the same week, by the worste people. this shit is hilarious. im not gonna get caught by her dad though. but her mom said that she liked me after i left last night, which kinda sucks me into a relationship id rather not have.

thats todays story bitches

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
im suyper wasted right now

i didnt even bother reading that

Yea. I said it.

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Steve Stepp

"No matter how much Tennis you play, you'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."
 
^ hero. all time hero.

i was hooking up wiht a guy last week in his dorm room on his last night there and his roomie walked in, got on his computer and started talking on AIM. mike and i were so confused on what to do...

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
Man, that would be so fucking awkward. Same thing happend to my friend, except it was 1 am, he had snuck into her house, and they both had their shirts off. Not to mention the dad was waiting at his car once her mom finished with him.....

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
so i don't know i guess wthrt i'm drunk andi odn't know. some girl is weeeeeirdo ver me but i'm like wtf??!!?!?!? omg whatev peace Paco!!!

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......."Wh
at's a fuckass?"
 
What the fuck is with these posts? Do you guys get drunk alone in your rooms at your computers? Seems sorta sad...

I drink a lot, but I've only ever used my computer drunk once.

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
his point is that people are stupid retards and get drunk BY THEMSELVES.........

DFSC-Reprsent

 
no mainly come on and tell everyone there trashed to fit in with the cool e-kids

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
that is shit luck

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
that's kinda messed up how does one idividual get caught twice in one week... haha shitty luck for you

Reppin' Jay Peak

~~~CCskiBum~~~
 
maybe some people drink at home and invitre people over. just because you go online drunk doesn't mean you drank by yourself. are you really that fuckin stupid?

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......."Wh
at's a fuckass?"
 
so i take you it did jerk off that night. did you just rub it out while her mom was looking for you downstairs?

 
hhaahahaaaaaahahahahahaa

your shitty luck rivals mine. except mine involves a lack of girls.

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
 
well after seeing her mom i went soft pretty fast. so i hit up a party and went home later. and yes, i obviously ended up jerking off later that night.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
i went to my ex-girlfriends house last week and i was just gonna leave at like 4 or 5 in the morning, but i overslept until 1030, and when i woke up i had to sneak out and me and her were so afraid that her parents peeked in her room in the morning and saw me because she still kind of has a boyfriend and if they found out we would be fucked...but haha get this my hair is kind of long and all her parents saw when the looked in the room was the back of my head above the covers so they thought my ex-girlfriend and her best friend (who apparently has the same color hair as me i guess) passed out in the bed together

hahahaha i was laughing hysterically when i found that out

but im kind of pissed that they thought i was actually a girl hahaha

 
this one time i was whitewater rafting in idaho with my uncle and some of his friends and there is this senic tour train thing that goes along the side of the river for like a mile or so. well we are at the slow flat part of the river where there is no rapids and my uncle tells me to moon the train. well i pull down my shorts and i am yelling and smacking the shit out of my ass and it was all fun and games. then i get back home and my grandma is there. i guess she was on that train.

 
one time, I fell asleep while reading a porno, and my dad came in to wake me up in the morning. that was quite awkward

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
hahah what you laugh and you don't get dinner? wtf... is this fucking nazi germany

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
hahaha funny shit imagine what that conversation would be like i think i saw you today you were mooning my train

 
these stories are hilarious

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
heard of a lock

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
skeet skeet skeet on her face?

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
better than "oh shit, hide!"

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower

smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."

- Lanemeyers
 
haha sounds just like my mom. except she broke my keyboard last time stupid bitch. I am waiting for the day to reviel to my dad of her affair emails.... owned!

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rmada 4 Life

$$$BOSTONBACKCOUNTRY$$$

 
^primaraly.

seanpistol, good story.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
 
"I am waiting for the day to reviel to my dad of her affair emails.... owned! "

hahahah youre evil

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
earlier this year i got caught with porn and my parents flipped shit. they went away that weekend to visit my brother in college and they took the keyboard with them.

the gunshot holds no fear
 
ahhh that shits halarious, I like how you fell out of the closet with no shirt on. You should have said "hey this isn't where I parked my car" - works everytime

A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
 
haha oh crap, i didnt even know i wrote that

Yea. I said it.

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Steve Stepp

"No matter how much Tennis you play, you'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."
 
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