Getting back at your roommate
- Thread starter suzia
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or just throw ur ski boots at her ftw! pm me footys if u do any of these
mmmmm...Pie
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I like to leave my hockey gear in their bed for the day. Take it out before they get back to the room and they're in for a nice surprise at bedtime.
Goglines
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oh my god that must smell horrendous.
honestly i just dont even waste my time with my two roommates. i like one of them but the other two aren't even worth the drama. i don't care to speak with them or see them at all. and i know it bothers them because one still talks shit even though im completely out of their lives.it's not giving them the silent treatment it's just not wanting to waste your time on people you dub as hopeless.
or you can just pee in their lemonade when they're not home.
honestly i just dont even waste my time with my two roommates. i like one of them but the other two aren't even worth the drama. i don't care to speak with them or see them at all. and i know it bothers them because one still talks shit even though im completely out of their lives.it's not giving them the silent treatment it's just not wanting to waste your time on people you dub as hopeless.
or you can just pee in their lemonade when they're not home.
robtheslobonacob
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I don't like girls that do bitchy immature things to other girls, therefore resulting in widespread girl drama which turns into a shitshow. actually now that I think about it, I do enjoy a good shitshow so nevermind continue and you better get a good story out of this that will make my day.
General_Ripper
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This girl hated her roommate who lived below my friend. Everyday she would scrub the toilet with her tooth brush......its kinda fucked up
poor@$$skibum
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jizz in her shampoo. oh wait, you can't do that. well, put knox geletin in the shitter so the water turns into clear jello. thats always funny.
sick-as-aids
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shit in a bag, freeze it... take the shit out of the bag, get a cheesegrater...the grate the shit all around her room... the shit will melt into the floor, and she will never find the source of the stench!!!
do it
do it
toominator
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shes probably gotta share a space though, what about combining the grated shit with shampoo, you'd have to do it real fine though
it would be glorious
put itching powder on her dildo? that might be dangerous or something haha
it would be glorious
put itching powder on her dildo? that might be dangerous or something haha
toominator
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lube the toilet seat so she either slips off or slips in and gets stuck.
preferably the second option for more lulz
preferably the second option for more lulz
Barefootin_Fiend
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do this. and please record it.
waterfordsam
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My friend's roommate did that to her friend. Not from hate, just as a joke. I don't really think she fully understood what would happen.....
IanAvery-Leaf
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YES!
lineC88
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repost!! HAHA but always a good one!!
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/388560/
^^^^there ya go.....its golden
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/388560/
^^^^there ya go.....its golden
Alkyy
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Well this works better with guys with gay porn but i bet it will get more or less the same effect with girls.
Step 1. Go to your local book store where ever that sells porn, hope you dont see anyone you know and buy lets say 5 gay porn mags (in your case probably just straight up porn)
Step 2, cut out as many individual goodie picturs as possible
Step 3, put them everywhere, in their socks, randomly in books so when they go to class and open a book BAM COCK IN YOUR FACE! in drawers, shoes, car, anywhere you can think of. even when she thinks it is over, she will find more.
I found this one somewhere on here once and i never had to use it, so not my idea but could be worth a good laugh if she didnt piss you off that bad
Step 1. Go to your local book store where ever that sells porn, hope you dont see anyone you know and buy lets say 5 gay porn mags (in your case probably just straight up porn)
Step 2, cut out as many individual goodie picturs as possible
Step 3, put them everywhere, in their socks, randomly in books so when they go to class and open a book BAM COCK IN YOUR FACE! in drawers, shoes, car, anywhere you can think of. even when she thinks it is over, she will find more.
I found this one somewhere on here once and i never had to use it, so not my idea but could be worth a good laugh if she didnt piss you off that bad
Cool4aCanadian
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this kid is a jackass. he made way too big of a deal out of this. he shouldn't give a shit if he is woken up for a second. he is not the one who has to actually get out of bed and go to class. if i was the kid who tripped, i would beat the fuck out of him. all he got out of this was a floor covered in butter and a pissed off roommate. it wasn't even funny.
Mr.Panda
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i agree to an extent, but also, i know what its like to be the kid sleeping for a class at 9 and a roommate that gets up and slams the door on his way out at 7 when my class at 7 i shut the door quietly. its annoying as fuck. but i would say its more annoying if someone comes back LATE like at 2 in the morning and you are asleep.
