Getting back at a bro.

PlaygroundRapist

PlaygroundRapist

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Oke I've been having diahrea all day.

Even right now i'm plastering the walls of my porcelain throne with light brown excrement.

Now one of my bros just came in and punched my in my cock and balls.

I couldn't stand up and chase him because at the same time the liquid poo was drizzling out of my asshole.

It's been like 10 minutes ago..now how do I get back to him?

Be original NS...
 
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Put the stuff that makes you poo uncontrollably in his drink.

Call a hooker for him, an ugly one.

Order like $300 worth of pizza under his name.

Poo on a plate and put it under his bed.

Poo in his pillow

Pee in a bowl and put it under his bed.

Steal his phone and send a mass text to all the bitches on his phone saying he has a small penis.

Put all his stuff outside then poo on it.

When he is sleeping, fart or poo on his face.
 
Nah we are just comfortable with our sexuality.

I walk around naked pretty much all day in my Chalet so does he, my girl and his girl.

/no homo
 
I'm comfortable with my best friends to the fullest extent. Were all brothers but i would never punch him in the dick while he had diahreah (sp) any way yeah dude you can say no homo (which is homo as fuck to say) but thats gay of your friend and gay of you to back it up.
 
sometimes work in opposite direction......example, you tell a girl you have a small pee pee, she starts thinking about sex subconsciously, and if she is the slightest bit into you, she will want to fuck you

text a girl saying he/you just got a girlfriend and cant be friends with her anymore

the send girls pics of poop with the title ptg, poop taste good
 
I just put his tootbrush and razor in my diareeha, it's really runny so not noticable but there are some harder crusty bits stuck deep between the bristle hairs and blades.

What else should I do?
 
shit in a bowl every day and leave it by his bed every morning. eventually he spill it or step in it. and if he doesn't it'll distract from any better plans you have for revenge.
 
Run into his room while he is sleeping and punch him as hard as you can in the dick and balls. Or shit on him while he's sleeping.
 
whenever I see your name in the recent post I feel obligated to see what you said and quite frankly most of your post are golden. keep up the good work Gnartron
 
MAYBE his girlfriend is actually your girlfriend, and your girlfriend is actually his, but you dont know it because you were CONJOINED TWINS and share each others memories and habits...

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Put a few drops of Visine in his food. He will have the worst diarrhea of his life.

Another idea: Go out and pick up some fresh dog poop from your yard/neighbor's yard. Bake the dog poop into some chocolate chip cookies. Serve and extract your revenge. (My ex and I did this once to get back at our roommate. He was furious when he found out, but it was awesome.)
 
Make his father explain to him that his mother is dead and he should return home straight away. You wait for him at his house, and just as he enters the doors you throw your excrements in his face so that it gets mixed with his tears. Then knock him unconcious and tie him up, when he wakes up, you feed him with the mixture of excrement and tears while laughing and telling him it was all a joke. He'll surely laugh along and you'll all have a great time.
 
hahahahahaa.

good sudgestions in this thread. If he smokes, take a cigarette he owns and put it in ur but, so he smokes it. You can also do his toothbrush. Kill his cat.
 
I zapped his dick this morning with our overpowered 5000 volt electric fly swatter.

He jumped up and hit his head on a wooden beam.....no concussion but a big bruise..

So yeah we are even now.

 
Yeah, we have a battle now, he filled my bloody mary with 1% tomato juice and the rest tobasco, I took a big as sip and now my mouth is burning.

And I just had to puke massivly.
 
This thread is pretty much a Déja vu of how WW2 started ....

Just for shits and giggles Churchill punched Hitler in the weiner, Hitler, the furious little guy he was, didn't take this so he sharted on Churchill's toothbrush. Stalin wanted to join in on the fun so he tased churchills balls with an electric flyswatter

Roosevelt, the actual inventor of the electric flyswatter, didn't tolerate the abuse of this fine piece of american ingenuity so he started making 99% tabasco bloody mary's for the entire axis force and before we knew it the whole fucking world was at war ...
 
wipe your butt on his pillow but not so theres poo stains on it and then he'll get pink eye when he sleeps on it

 
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