Getting back at a bro.

[iggs]

...he'll get pink eye

 

[ForeverYung]

if he has a ps3 or xbox break all of his games

 

[whoa-dere]

you have shit dripping out of your ass you say? unscrew a showerhead, put some in there, screw it back, and wait for him to shower!

 

[Raz.]

OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS

 

[Bateman]

put flour in his hairdryer, so when he gets out of the shower >> flour all over him, wich will stick to hiim

 

[dubtwo]

this x1000

 

[Dlud]

All of the above

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

He just did that to me.....

Shitting is luckily over so can't use shit anymore.

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

 

[Nufity]

Be original NS?.........Make him hook up with a solid 7.

 

[SkiGoldPeak]

Really cool post, glad no one gives a fuck

 

[Lavieille]

I need to do this

 

[CheddarJack]

Am I the only one who lets the water heat up for a minute before getting in the shower?

 

[HermioneGranger]

Your response reminded me of KOTR; the quantity of piss-bottles produced by Lakai was unbelievable. Anyone?

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

In my chalet there is this instant warm water system so it would probably work.

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

I just used the olde shrinkwrap on toilet seat trick, he was slightly intoxicated so it worked and he only noticed around mid-pee.

 

[nevetsw18]

Shit in all 7 of them, / how fucking huge is your chalet?

 

[nevetsw18]

Or light him on fire? That's a terrible idea

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

My shitting spree is over.

5 Bedrooms with 5 en-suite bathrooms

+ 2 extra toilets. One downstairs one upstairs.

All toilets come with complementary bidet.

It's in France, French people like their toilets & bidets.

 

[Crocodile]

Have you all forgotten this already?

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[Panda_with_Guns]

does this sound like a huge as troll to anyone else?

 

[EricaMN.]

i thought you lived in the netherlands?

 

[5oup5teeze]

shit in his bed under his sheets so he doesn't know where it's coming from

 

[ride-rider]

Perhaps you could incorporate your now solid stool into some kind of a prank. Lay a huge log in his shower?

 

[Catbug]

and thats why this thread is great

+K ,fantastic

 

[alvy.]

make a chocalate cake out of your shit, your girlfriend's shit, his girlfriend's shit, and if you can somehow find away to get some of his shit, that as well.

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

I'm staying at my chalet (actually my parents but they are never here) in the French Alps with my bro and our girlfrieds.

AND TO THE PEOPLE: SHITTING SPREE IS OVER> No more diahrea. so no more poo gags

 

[Davy.Crockett]

YOU'VE NEVER LIVED

 

[kevmac]

super glue his skis together and poo in his boots

or slash his tires

or get him really drunk and drive him out to the middle of no were and leave him there alone and naked he would be very confused

 

[swagburg]

how did nobody catch this?

 

[cow.]

if he smokes, put one of the cigarettes in your butt, and tell him about it. it's great. cause if he smokes them, he gets ass. if he doesn't, he's wasting his monies.

 

[n.i.c.k]

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[buddychaps]

There ya go

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[PlaygroundRapist]

that's disgusting

 

[Z-Juice]

doesn't work here
if you have a GoPro take a video of the shit spewing from your asshole and then send it to him
then clean your GoPro case

 

[DyeExplode]

thats fucked up.he could like get some bacteria diseas if his razor cuts him.

 

[DyeExplode]

nope

 

[ruff_ruff]

This thread is epic. Set up a live web cam on your roommate’s shower. Send a link to the cam to his friends, parents, coworkers and girlfriend from his email address.

 

[Deluge]

seems like a great idea..

 

[WhiteDynamite]

classic

 

[CashmereCat]

Put his DIN at like 2.

 

[Parks.]

when in trouble.....stab your bro with a shot of horse laxative

thats my mantra

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

http://http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

 

[Gaespar]

This need a bit of effort from your part and only works if he isn't a douchebag and if he might have had sex outside his relationship. Either way, you go to the nearest drug store or any kind of store that sells pre-paid sim cards. Which will get you a new phone number. Now from the new phone number send him a text saying you have chlamydia and that he probably has it aswell. And is obligated to warn all his sexual partners that he might have contaged. Tell him a date from about half a year ago or when you know he might have been shitfaced and might not remember with whom of if he has had sex.. Watch him panic and desperately send texts to all kinds of girls and enjoy!!

 

[PANDA_SWAGGA]

 

[Bragger224]

nobody has given any respect to this post yet.

It made me laugh, thank you.

 

[Willgum]

that only works if he's responsible. if it were me I'd say fuck it they can figure out o. their own

 

[derpina]

This thread is the reason I love boys and love NS. I'm laughing so hard.

 

[whoa-dere]

I NOTICED YOUR ICON CHANGE!

 

[derpina]

lmao YAY!