getting a girlfriend

Alcohol the first night, sweet talk after that.

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''

-PhattTim

 
well it started out with getting shafted for ER. then told to leave her alone. then summer came and she told me to call her and bam. it worked out.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Alchohol is the best icebreaker ever and after that have some conversations, chill here and there and your in...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Yes yes, and the internet is so cool.

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''

-PhattTim

 
i got 3 or 4 girlfriends thats the only way i could do they dont know about each other but they know im not just there and when your in your 20's the ladies just want some good sex and someone to chill with not that faget whos all mushy mushy i love you hunny and kisses there ass they want a guy whos real who they can call come over and fuck and he wont feel bad if he chills and cuddels the gurl or if he has to jet thats what i appreciate about my gurls

 
party with fine bitches, then stick it in those bitches, they love it all night long

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
i met my gf from my best friend.........cuz he went out with her for a month and he dumped her cuz she didnt wanna have sex and i went out with her right away and popped that shit

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
#1 place to fuck a chick..............

in the fucken ass!

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
dude the best is going skiing with girls, i went to deervalley with my ex and her family, it was so much fun

THE WORST PART ABOUT VOTING DEMOCRAT, IS TELLING YOUR FRIENDS YOURE GAY

YES I AM FROM Georgia, YES I CAN SKI,thank you and God bless america

 
it was fun, and were still friends so i dont really care

THE WORST PART ABOUT VOTING DEMOCRAT, IS TELLING YOUR FRIENDS YOURE GAY

YES I AM FROM Georgia, YES I CAN SKI,thank you and God bless america

 
true one: mine just fall in love with me the first time she saw mee in university. she made everything possible for me to remark her. i'm SOOOOOOOOO HOT!

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

VOTE BUSH!!
 
i went to her house and she fed me crapes... that was the first time i ever met her.

i figured anyone who offers food to a complete stranger who wanders into their house is worth going after.

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
 
Get drunk so you can sweet talk them then the next day be chill

on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255

RIDEblunt

 
i just sort of go downtown and stand there. in about 5 - 10 min i have around 4 girlfriends it gets sor of boring after a while

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k sweet party at your place
 
my friend and i met these two girls that he had met earlier. We ended up sleeping in the parking lot of a Kroger. I asked her out a couple of weeks later and its been heaven ever since.

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
act like an asshole. It always seemed like every cocksucker had a hot girl. So, in turn i did stupid things and acted like a total dick and was rewarded w/ a gurl

 
^for sum reason i thought u wrote 'i wet my girlfriend at bandcamp'

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
this one time, i did nothing, and it was everything i thouhgt it could be.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
haha skogio, downtown jasper is where all the ladies are at

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freeskiing.com, before you ever rag on newschoolers

 
friend of friends, ya know summer in a college town, we formed a group to hang out and do stuff, and after the bar on her birthday we came back to my place (she lived down the hall, cause during summer we get to stay in the dorms for ffree) we put in the gone in 60 seconds, layed down on the couch and started making out. She stayed every night with me after that and then in august she left for the dominican republic for a year, now doesnt that suck!

 
First she went out with my best friend, dumped him, we chilled, pulled the 'lets be friends' shit on me, then like 6 days later, she said we'd hook up. Weird actually. She just pulled a complete 180 of how our relationship was, but oh well, she has got one hell of an ass!

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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member # 30,116

E.C.S.M.
 
hahah alchol being the icebreaker is so true works everytime

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

I am a skier because skiing needs a future

Save correct spelling for school

Member Number 2511

 
^^Just pay attention! You know how it is always the flame-jobs with the hot chick. It is because nobody else, but the flame-job paid any attention to the chick that she went for him! Me, I am dating a bombshell, and everyone I know tells me I better count my stars. BUT, it was me who simply said 'Hi, want to get a drink?' And blam, she is now on my arm nightly. I wish I knew what I know now two years ago. Its about confidence!

My Razor Blades are Dope!
 
^ one of the best comments i've ever heard from someone with less than 100 posts.

then again, i can't seem to get it to work for me, either.

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
 
thanks bros. I figure the youngens might want to know some of the stuff we older kids learned the hard way

My Razor Blades are Dope!
 
^ how 'old' are you.

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Josh Barilar

Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care
 
i met my ex girlfriend on a school trip in france on Easter sunday at easter mass at Notre Dame catherdral. it was weird she went to my school for 5 years and i never talked to her, i had to go to france in order to meet her.

and the last gf i had i met with the help of alcohol like so many others

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS
 
tom we need a post from allmight yammatom

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

$$$$$$NWFT$$$$$$

STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
 
dude, meeting a chick at notre dame is pimp. no matta how you look at it.

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
 
my last gf i met at this dance where everyone was goin with dates which was kindov gay cuz you couldnt figure out who was single. i didnt know what the ettiquete was for hitting on other people but then at the afterparty i noticed my 'date' makin out with some dude on a pool table so i figured itd be cool to chat up some other girls. gave her my number, she called me, thats it

P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
It's one thing to realize it's all about confidence. Even if you don't have it and you know that's what it's all about, it doesn't mean you can fake confidence. I sure as hell can't fake confidence. I met my GF in school and we've been one big frustration ever since. Alcohol is my most successful tool to pick up. My best tool is being me, it always works, I'm just too stupid to realize it when women go after me.

I'm young and stupid and I know it!

Go big or go home
 
think about it this way. is she really worth it if YOU have to put out the effort to get her? that just means youre goping to have to put out MORE effort once youve got her. therefore, dont try and life will be good.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
^ so true, haha. Assholes get more girls, but you have to be an asshole/jackass whne in public, then when you're talkign to a girl you're interested in, you act like a gentleman, thats how to play the game, becuase then the girl thinks he's such a sweeheart to me, he cares, etc etc. Just don't be too cocky and abnoxious, and always treate the girl you're after with respect.

 
^Partially agree! Treat her with respect, yet you have to act the same in public and at home. There is four words that I learned from an old guy, who is a friend of mine. All guys at some time or another will completely understand this...'Women are fucking Crazy!' Whenever a women does something stupid, just remember. don't tell her, just remember that!

My Razor Blades are Dope!
 
its all in the smile for me. My smile gets me the girls... at least thats what iv been told.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
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