Getting a College Chick in the bag

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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How do you do it?.. or would you do it... and i'm being seriouse, theres some fine women at my college, and i am wondering how i could like, you know... all of them... haha

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
or atleast a couple, i dont want to get out of college, and not have any stories about not doing anythign with chicks... college is a time to experement, and get laid. so yah any help would be awsome.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
just be like... wanna come over to my place for a bit. Guarenteed you'll end up knockin boots

~Ben

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www.freeheellife.com

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

 
if you need help for getting girls in college........

i dont know what to say..i feel bad for you?

You enjoy myself

Underground Hip Hop Cult

PM to be invited

-Alex-
 
buy some good ole fashioned panty remover

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
you're asking on the internet on how to pick up hot college girls ... i take it your a freshman, socialy retarded and ugly

Lateralis -

is "cotton field gorilla" a racial slur?

 
why dont pics work for me anymore

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
ah... i guess i have an idea, i'll just do it out of know where, juast see a hot chick and be like bam pull down her pants, and stick it... haha

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
Alright dude take it from me im an expert. I dont know HOW many girls have told me that they think its cute when you duck tape a sock into thier mouth, and then tie theyre hands behind theyre back when they are walking home at night. Seriously, chicks dig that stuff. Its GAURENTEED sex!

 
are you kidding me aren't you 16

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy

 
i had sex the first week i was at college. your an idiot if you cant get laid. ive been there 3 weeks i had sex in the shower today

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
zing eh

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if your going to bang twins, cover your head!

If your on your knees...rep the steeze!

ENORM Condoms. The new hot core company.
 
your an idiot

Adrian

- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me

- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol

- umm, you talking bout Candide- me

- yea, he’s tall isn’t he- steezepatrol

- I don’t think so- me

- He is French though- steezepatrol

- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol

 
oh oh sounds like this dude doesn t want to get to 40 and still be a virgin !!!

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
Dude bitches in college are like .. HMMM i have a place of my own with no parentels.. IM horny .. im stupid......... umm i like to wear thongs and maybe il try gettign drunk sometime.. then 3 weeks after they first get there their like GIMMME SOME COCK and they dont care if you on the football team or in the lord of the ring's fan club and you wear a cloak and shit as long as they have a red cup in one hand and they dont have any friends with them to talk em out of it... Booya go for it Obi Wan.

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
no matter what a drunk girl will put out, like at this one party last year i was just sitting with this girl on the couch talking and all of a sudden she kisses me, so then i ask, u wanna go up stairs, and the rest is history

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no it isnt^ , and the truth is ive never slept with a drunk girl. I wouldnt, in my opinion its super unattractive.

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
lol, its pretty close, as long as she remains awake

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
ok my friend whos in 10th grade got a college chick at a party wen he was visitin wisconsin where his brother lives, if u cant get a girl n ur in college n he can, u should just stop trying to live

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-Ryan

what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

-tweaks_rock_me
 
you suck at life

Whe you hate your job you dont strike. you just go in everyday and do it reeaally half-assed. its the American way!
 
dude if you need help picking up girls in college you need a lot more than help picking up girls

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Junction 133

Rural Uproar teaser

http://www.sasfilms.com/video/284-
MultipleMultiple-.wmv
 
dude ill be honest wit ya. picking up girls in college is like fishing with dynamite its not even fair!

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Josh Barilar

Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
 
Have you ever picked up any girl? cause college girls arnt much diffrent unless you are a bunch younger than they are. Girls 18 and 19 years old dont dig 16 yearolds. Its like a rule of nature. If that is the case, then I suggest you wait a couple of years. The girls arnt going to get any uglier. as time goes on.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

PPP

DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
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