Gettin Smebody in Trouble

Hey I'm ney here, well actually im not but I haven't ever posted. I was wondering if you guys have any ideas on how to get somebody in a lot of trouble without them finding out who did it. I got this fuckin bitch in our school who blamed me for something I didn't do and I want to get her back. I don't want it to be expensive or have anything to do with drugs. Got any plans?
 
all right, if you can get into his locker put shit, and yes i mean poop. Lots of it into their while hes in class. Enough sayed
 
just stick some weed or a little bowl in her bookbag..go to the principles office and report that she had it with her
 
come on people read what he said, he doesnt want it to have anything to do with drugs, so that rules out those ideas with weed.
 
haha. i did that to a kid.

i got a bunch of shit into a gatorade bottle, and put it into his locker early in the morning
 
some kid did that last year in m school, it stank up the hallway for so long until they figured out what it was coming from. i dont remember if the kid that did it got caught, but i dont think he did. anyway, it was halarious and it stank up everything in the locker
 
Buy a notebook, draw swastikas all over it and write about shooting up your school, then plant it in her bag and tell the principle.
 
And after you should go into the bathroom, write a little note and shoot yourself becasue that is possibly the gayest fucking idea I have ever heard. After reading that I think I'm going to jab used cotton swabs in my eyes drenched in hydrogen peroxide.
 
whatever u do dont tell anybody ... if u do the news will get around and eventually some jerk will rat u out
 
since your on a ski site i bet you have a ski mask, so wear it, run up to her sometime, and kick her in the overies hard enough so she will never be able to have a real child. she wont ever forget not to fuck with you.
 
just write shit all over the walls about someone who she hates and get a bunch of kids to say she wrote it and get her for sexual harasment or something like that...or somehow get her to get caught cheating, like plant a copy of the test then tell a teacher
 
quick question how would that get her in trouble... and it is pretty lame i would rather just liek throw shit at her... throwing human fecies is always the way to go, i mean monkeys throw their fecies all the time just dont let anyone know you threw fecies at her, cause if wor like that gets round... you'd be in alot more shit than you bargened for... plus beople would make more fun of you than the person that had human feacle matter on them... i dunno but to me this seems liek it might be a good idea.. funnier than stinking up a hallway that gets everyone to smell it, even you... so just throw shit on them.. make suer you get it in their hair aswell its funnier that way.
 
ripped open bag of maure and old seafood in her locker or car, hardest smell to get out, afterwards they will have to fumigate her locker or whatever
 
haha jizwich. I think I no what I'll do. In class today there was a worm on the floor and she fuckin flipped. I think I'm gonna get in her locker (not hard) and put a shit load of worms in it.
 
Drug a large goat with a powerful mixture of cocaine, speed, and viagra and then have a large, pre-stoneage-esque football jock tie her to a tree. Let the goat loose and enjoy the show.
 
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