Get Trevor a ski sponsor #2014campaign

13186019:Mr.Bishop said:
OK hold the fuck on the both of you -

Though I'm sure you're both really happy to jump on some publicity wave here on Newschoolers.com... we're talking about a real athlete and video producer here - who brings real value to the table.

As his pretend agent - I demand that you don't simply jump on this trend to hawk some of your product - but understand the value that Trevor brings to the table.

What kind of deal can you guys offer to make this worth Mr. T's time?
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You know us all too well Mr.Bishop. We are guerilla marketeers at its finest. Some might call us publicity wave surfers, and we are know for dropping in on heavy hitters like Mr. Jansen. We know a good wave when we see it coming. We also know the value of Mr. Jansen, and that is why we are willing to fly him out to Pocatello, ID for an exclusive, all expenses paid film shoot at the illustrious Pebble Creek Ski Area. Not only that! But there will be a pair of Magic Ski Wands waiting for him when he gets here, and probably a whole bunch of groupies as well. If that's not the offer of the year, we don't know what is... I mean, what other pole company is actually willing to fly somebody to Pocatello? That's what I thought...

As his fake agent Mr.Bishop, we would appreciate it if you could serve this message to him. A good day to you dear sir.

-TanSnowMan

P.S. CyWhit, thanks for the praise amigo! You're a G! #TRIBEUP!
 
13187183:PandaPoles said:
You know us all too well Mr.Bishop. We are guerilla marketeers at its finest. Some might call us publicity wave surfers, and we are know for dropping in on heavy hitters like Mr. Jansen. We know a good wave when we see it coming. We also know the value of Mr. Jansen, and that is why we are willing to fly him out to Pocatello, ID for an exclusive, all expenses paid film shoot at the illustrious Pebble Creek Ski Area. Not only that! But there will be a pair of Magic Ski Wands waiting for him when he gets here, and probably a whole bunch of groupies as well. If that's not the offer of the year, we don't know what is... I mean, what other pole company is actually willing to fly somebody to Pocatello? That's what I thought...

As his fake agent Mr.Bishop, we would appreciate it if you could serve this message to him. A good day to you dear sir.

-TanSnowMan

P.S. CyWhit, thanks for the praise amigo! You're a G! #TRIBEUP!
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holly fuck this is so legit
 
Man, I fucking love newschoolers. And Totally Trevor, and JSKIS. I really hope trevor gets something out of this, because he definitely deserves it.
 
13187183:PandaPoles said:
You know us all too well Mr.Bishop. We are guerilla marketeers at its finest. Some might call us publicity wave surfers, and we are know for dropping in on heavy hitters like Mr. Jansen. We know a good wave when we see it coming. We also know the value of Mr. Jansen, and that is why we are willing to fly him out to Pocatello, ID for an exclusive, all expenses paid film shoot at the illustrious Pebble Creek Ski Area. Not only that! But there will be a pair of Magic Ski Wands waiting for him when he gets here, and probably a whole bunch of groupies as well. If that's not the offer of the year, we don't know what is... I mean, what other pole company is actually willing to fly somebody to Pocatello? That's what I thought...

As his fake agent Mr.Bishop, we would appreciate it if you could serve this message to him. A good day to you dear sir.

-TanSnowMan

P.S. CyWhit, thanks for the praise amigo! You're a G! #TRIBEUP!
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I've discussed this with my client, but he's certainly willing to hear the offer. As soon as Pocatello came into the conversation, I lost his ability to play Hardball.

Fucking Pocatello... ever since it absorbed Alameda in '62 I've had an impossible time defending its draw with my clients.
 
Doug

We'll offer Tom Trevor the following:

1 pair of skis with a graphic of his choice. . . he can pay me back later

2 slices of pizza at Juniors in Burlington, 1 topping max

2 day film shoot raking leaves at my house this fall

2 velcro ski straps for carrying his skis without them getting crossed up, super helpful!

3 nights stay at my house, in a tent in my backyard (he provides the tent)

1 free bar of ski wax

1 pint of Ben & Jerry's of his choice and a tour of their ice cream factory (can't beat this one!)
 
13188076:Jskis said:
Doug

We'll offer Tom Trevor the following:

1 pair of skis with a graphic of his choice. . . he can pay me back later

2 slices of pizza at Juniors in Burlington, 1 topping max

2 day film shoot raking leaves at my house this fall

2 velcro ski straps for carrying his skis without them getting crossed up, super helpful!

3 nights stay at my house, in a tent in my backyard (he provides the tent)

1 free bar of ski wax

1 pint of Ben & Jerry's of his choice and a tour of their ice cream factory (can't beat this one!)
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I'm afraid that I'm going to have to demand that the skis are at bare minimum hand-signed by Jason Levinthal and Steve Stepp.

As well, instead of paying you back later, he'd exchange the production of two :7 pre-roll advertisements built in the TT style, and running before two of his next episode launches.

I'll present the rest of your terms to my client, and assume we can add these in as a sticking point in the contract.
 
13188076:Jskis said:
Doug

We'll offer Tom Trevor the following:

1 pair of skis with a graphic of his choice. . . he can pay me back later

2 slices of pizza at Juniors in Burlington, 1 topping max

2 day film shoot raking leaves at my house this fall

2 velcro ski straps for carrying his skis without them getting crossed up, super helpful!

3 nights stay at my house, in a tent in my backyard (he provides the tent)

1 free bar of ski wax

1 pint of Ben & Jerry's of his choice and a tour of their ice cream factory (can't beat this one!)
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mr mikes over juniors all day
 
13188076:Jskis said:
Doug

We'll offer Tom Trevor the following:

1 pair of skis with a graphic of his choice. . . he can pay me back later

2 slices of pizza at Juniors in Burlington, 1 topping max

2 day film shoot raking leaves at my house this fall

2 velcro ski straps for carrying his skis without them getting crossed up, super helpful!

3 nights stay at my house, in a tent in my backyard (he provides the tent)

1 free bar of ski wax

1 pint of Ben & Jerry's of his choice and a tour of their ice cream factory (can't beat this one!)
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I'll take it!
 
This is by far the best thing i have ever seen on newschooler. honestly it makes me so happy to see every one in on the fun (and roleplaying) Even Bishop haha
 
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