Get Rich Quick

become a con artist

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152

"Ninjas fly out of your butt. We're not kidding."~some article on amped3
 
get a fucking job you lazy ass mother fucker. Get a job at a ski hill, free pass plus you get paied.

if you download(ski movies) them your computer gets aids and buttfucks you

-lax-

 
everytime i put a hilarious (in my opinion) post on here, its getting deleted as fast as you can say "no you mod, you arent daring anyways"

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"for reals is everyone in here kidding?? OK first of all if you dont know what chads gap is thats kinda lame. Secondly They have been hitting chads gap for some time now. Im surprised now one has seen the cllip of candide thovex sticking a D spin over chads gap. Its kinda been around alot and been in a few articles." - TravisMC in a thread where everyone made fun of the creator who asked if chads had been hit with skis. thx alot

proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
 
yahh..it was pretty funny. what the fuck is this job talk. what are you like 50 years old and a mom. jesus

G R I P S E T
 
yeah getting a job at a ski resort is like the sickest thingy like 50% off food free pass...plus you get paid

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you need money to win money at poker and he probably isn't very good

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
invent something that everyone needs. That may be kind of hard for you though, considering you have to come on newschoolers.com, a website full of 13 year old stoners, to figure out how to make some money.

 
yeah man, hang on while we all tell you instant ways to get lots of cash that we know, and just arent doing at the moment. theres so many of them.

It Aint Me Babe
 
Sell Drugs, Pimp Bitches, you know the drill.

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
credit fraud.. take people wallets and shit, (easy to do at parties) right down the info on the credit cards, **then put them back**, then on the first day of the month go to a public library order as much shit as you want, get next day delivery with UPS (does not require a signature) ship it to a vacant lot, or a house that is up for sale (take out the foresale sign the night before), pick up the shit and sell it to whoever... the person wont find out he was stolen from until a month later and when he tells the credit card company what happened he wont have to pay for shit... and you will be long gone by then anyways, so no reason to feel bad... the only problem is some companies require the address of the credit card to be given, in which case your best bet would be entering unlocked garages and cars and looking for wallets (you may be surprised by how many people leave wallets in their cars). then repeat the steps listed above and youll be making several thousand dollars a week.

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
i was thinking about this same dilemma last night in bed

then i started thinking about a hot chick and fell asleep

 
search bar bitch

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
nice sceme.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
ellerman u fool, go door to door for "unicef" and if that doesnt work, become a mailman for the rest of ur life, great benefits, decent hours, u dont need education...

hate it or love... little John's on top...I AM THE BEST SKIER IN THE WORLD

B CREW FAM - rep, it rep it real good
 
just remember tha

They want to Rape White People and imprison resisters in Africa using Porch Monkeys.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Rape. Since the media is controlled by Steven Harper we should get our information from George Dubya.

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure" - scientist

 
I'd share my buddy and my idea with you... but then I'd have to kill you.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
start playing poker online alot and just learn odds and what comes out.. once u get it down ur good its not hard case every1 u play with will b a noob aswell

East Coast = Right Coast. Ski Jersey. Mt.Snow-VT-USA :::: NS-who have you hated on today?
 
the military. fuck man, they pay for your schooling, they pay for you're training in the summer, you have a solid job when you're out, mad benefits, and you can retire at age 55 or whatever with a full pension plan.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-J. Harvie

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Capital City Rider, DFP

don't be a bucket head...
 
or you could just die and get no money.

actually drug dealing is the way to go

Poor Milk Productions
 
i was thinking of joining the army

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
true ture...but the money goes towards your family..or what ever..or you could just go in the military that you won't die..like the cook or something

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only poker is truly a great way to make money. There are far more "newbie" players than experts, so the odds are good.

- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

Ben Harper
 
or, begin brewing beer and selling it. my uncle did it and made a shitload, its a hard process but once you learn adn get a decent recipe you are golden.

- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

Ben Harper
 
^hey I'll sell ya my xbox?!!

hate it or love... little John's on top...I AM THE BEST SKIER IN THE WORLD

B CREW FAM - rep, it rep it real good
 
when we brainstormed this morning..the brewing our own beer and selling shit on ebay were our top two.

 
okay here is a good way to make hundreds of dollars very quickly. Go to NYC, specifically Canal Street (where all the knock off shit is), or really any city with a street market, and buy a knock off prada or coach bag or whatever rip off bag is there at the moment. After you get the bag, go on ebay and market it as "prada bag, never used... etc." But, the catch is you HAVE TO SAY that you received it as a gift and can't verify its originis. The bidding will probalby get pretty high, and wham, you have a good amount of money. I've personally never done this, but I've heard it works. When teh person bitches at you for a fake product, show them the auction where it says you received as a gift and couldn't verify origins.

jibba jabba
 
Message EVERY kid on NS. psssshh, "Hey kid. It's me, Tanner Hall. Listen, I'll tell you all the secrets to get SPAWNCERD if you put only $2 in my paypal account right now" (insert e-mail) Don't hesitate kid, I only do this once every 3 months. -Tanner

come on, you should make atleast a few bucks

 
at first he let friends, coworkers, etc. sample a bottle or two, then word spread and he sold it out of his basement.

- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

Ben Harper
 
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