Get ready pinknames....

why the fuck do you all get lady boners for channing tatum? Like the movie could be the shittiest in the world and you would still recommend it to everyone. 100% hype, gross
 
...so that you can get a better idea what style curtains are on the windows for future decorating ideas?
 
its funny how jealous guys get when girls start drooling and gawking at hot guys, especially considering how often we do that with hot girls.
 
because I rate him a 2/10 would not bang and judge you for liking such a poor excuse of an actor and male figure.
 
which is actually a meme for hot girls/guys that you ironically as a joke does not want to bang. gross jamie
 
I also don't get kate upton boners, nor do I go see a shitty movie just for the actor.

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Girls openly say other girls are hot, pretty, and have big tits or a nice ass. They just don't care.
 
yeah because us guys (i gotchu) are way more competitive than girls.

inb4 pinknames shitting on that statement, but it's actually true. guys are more competitive about relationships than girls ever could be, it's in our dna stemming from when humans used to be in tribes. every male strives to be the alpha male.

us guys find it hilarious/irritating when girls gawk over movie-portrayed male strippers and when the commercial says "your boyfriend may seem inadequate"

1. no guy will ever be like the movie portrays the guys in it.

2. if there was a girl-equivalent, girls would be in UPROAR about it.

3. it sucks because girls watch movies like that and start to believe that men should be the ones trying to please them alllllllll the time. women have argued constantly about how they aren't slaves to men, yet they switch so quickly to the other side when guys are portrayed as slaves to women.

plus it literally looks like the stupidest movie of all time...... i mean come on, a movie about male strippers? i'll admit, even a movie about female strippers wouldn't be good.... i'd still go see it, but it would still suck as a movie.
 
Magic mike combined with the recent hype of 50 shades of gray... Women have gotten very horny recently, melikey
 
it's not our fault they plug him into every chick-flick, tough-guy-with-a-soft-side, vow-making, war-hero, dear-john, beach-walking, fist-fighting, no-shirt-wearing roll available in hollywood.

 
Rumour has it that a Fifty Shades of Grey movie may be in the works...but then it would just be another shitty porno. That book was the most poorly written insult to the english language - the grammar was so bad it failed at having any sort of turn-on effect.

Magic Mike on the other hand....I can dig
 
Have you ever heard of "sex sells?" This movie is quite literally the epitome of that saying. The only reason I saw the third transformers movie was because GUARANTEED there was going to be a nice set of breasts and a tight ass in every shot. I was not dissappointed :)
 
yeah i was hangin out with a girl i know yesterday and she's reading 50 shades and says it's doing nothing for her. she said it's kind of creepy (since the author is some older lady and she just cant visualize this sexy relationship), very repetitive, and poorly written.

shrugs.
 
First off you rate how guys look that's gay as fuck.(not that there is anything wrong with that.) 2nd why do you give a fuck what a female on ns does I sure as fuck don't FUCK.
 
Because people are stupid, and no one knows what a good actor or male figure is because they don't care. they just care about shallow entertainment and eye candy. This is why we have shit like the jersey shore. It is the culture of the uncultured.

Not to say that mindless entertainment is a bad thing, but when it is all that is being enjoyed and taken it in you are left with stupidity. Or if they only reason you're going to see a shitty movie is because there is a hot lead actor then 1337 does have reason and a valid argument to call you a vapid person.

 
As soon as i saw rthe title I knew it was for majic mike. Also I find it ironic ladies can watch make stripper movies but if a guy were to watch a movie about female strippers thryveould get shat on by feminists and women in general
 
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