GET OFF DANE COOK'S DICK!

his dad works at the country club in my town doing tee times for the golf course
 
Funny the only thing I hear people reference is the Kool Aid man. Maybe you should just change your tampon.
 
Nah, I just don't find his routines that funny. Very repetitive too, I went to 2 of his shows each a year apart. Almost Half of his routine was a repeat. There are way funnier comics out there.
 
i hate carlos mencia all he says is beaners and de ded de its fucking garbage but comedy central doesnt realize it yet
 
ah man, this guy is too fucking funny. way better than most comics. you guys are too young to understand, the disney channel is clogging your brains.

i bet all of your friends played him out too. i hated being a kid cuz everyone quoted the good lines in entertainment to the point where it annoyed the hell out of me.

 
yes he is funny but i agree with this thread...eveyone one should stop worshiping him and get off his weener.
 
Dane Cook is one of the only comedians I think is funny anymore. Along with that bald guy thats always on Conan who calls his daughter an asshole.

But Dane makes up the funniest shit. Other comedians are just like "dis nigga gave me the wrong muthafuckin change" like Chris Rock or "Now why would you want more butter, on popcorn that is already yellow?" like Jerry Sienfel. Its not funny, its stupid. Dane is awsome.
 
"Here's what it's like when your not in love, it's like there's a huge party going on everyone was invited too but you." - Dane Cook

Hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
 
no chris rock isnt really like that. He gets a little crazy like that some times but he actually takes on legit issues and puts a lot of thought into his jokes.
 
"...so then I come home and right when I open the door, its like a fuckin battle scene. And I can hear my monkey like 'come and get me dane!' and I'm like 'whoa you can talk?' and the monkey is like 'I taught myself how to talk!'"

and I don't like chris rock that much cause he talks about prison or something stupid. yah its real issues, but the thing I like about Dane Cook is that it isn't real issues. He wants to take part in a Heist, he battles an evil monkey, he gets chased by a big king crab wearing loafers. Its awsome!
 
ya, dane cook is halarious. i still laugh at jokes of his i've heard a lot...

"...so the guy gets hit by the car, his shoes fly off, and goes flipping though the air like eddie gordo from tekken. the best part is he lands on his feet and starts walking around trying to act like he didn't just get hit by a car. and everyone that saw it is like,"dude, are you alright?"..."ya, ya, i'm fine."..."well you should probably sit down, you're bleeding from the ears."..."ya, i do that every couple weeks. it's a tradition in my family to empty the blood out of our head every 2 weeks. has anyone seen my shoes, i kicked them off in a fit of joy. i'm gonna go puke shards of my pelvis in this bush"..."
 
why hate on dane...hes obviously making money at what hes doing and hes funny...most comedians make up stories..its the way he says it makes the audience cry laughing...also dont hate on him unless ur funnier then him or can do a better stand up
 
Yea, i saw him a couple times. I think his material is horrible. It's lame. But that's just my opionion... everyones different.
 
ok, i laugh when i watch dane cook, he can be funny, BUT he isnt "go out and buy his cd and listen to it more than once" funny, there are many better comics
 
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I like Dane Cook. I listen to Harmful if Swallowed all the time because it always makes me laugh. One thing he should never do is that Couples who hate each other joke. That was way to long and got boring real fast. He should have cut it right after the jelly in the store
 
His jokes are funny, but I HATE the way that fucker talks. The sound of his voice while he's delivering a joke makes me want to anally ravage another man and then have him shit in my mouth.
 
PLAYED. i want to kick a baby everytime i hear someone say that.

dane cook's comedy can be used as a good icebreaker though, if you walk into a crowd of people and say a dane quote, it is guaranteed that at least one person will laugh
 
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