"get full tilt" has come to the real world!

PaleCelery

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I was riding the gondola today with some older lady who took her boots off because her feet hurt, and after some discussion on her foot issues, some kid on Public enemies goes... "Get Full Tilt". I almost died inside.
 
I used it today, we are hiking the XL down box and some snowboarder shouts "front board bitches" the proceeds to get like 7ft down and slide off early catch his edge on the snow/ice and fall. I looked at my friend and said "shoulda have full tilts" he is not on ns and didnt gte it but it was funny to me.
 
I was on a school trip and a girl forgot her boots and I kept ragging on her about if she had full tilts she wouldnt have forgotten them
 
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Dude, that's great. I'm going to say that to my friends who aren't on NS. They will be like WTF? What's Full Tilt. Going to be great.
 
my teacher said her head hurt and i yelled "full tilts for the win!", everyone just looked at me and went back to work
 
people saying 'get full tilts' in reply to people complaining about shinbang / boot problems... and then it just became a universal answer to everything i guess...
 
I was talking with friends the other day at the hill about boots... they all had the same boot and were talking about some duct tape method to keep the water from getting into the boot. I threw out the 'get full tilt' at them, but they all took it seriously.

I'm a Salomon Boot guy myself.

I heard the buckles (if you can call them that) break sometimes. turns out, full tilts AREN'T perfect!
 
wtf srsly? some one ban this guy, everyone knows they are made out of super space age kryptochronoconalite and are impossible to break
 
ya i got some full tilts but they kept walking around on their own and they didnt play nicely with other boots, they ganged up on my cousins nordica's and it wasnt pretty. i had to lock them up when i went to work because they kept getting into the closet and humping a pair of women's technicas, i ended up having to have them put down they were just to badass...
 
i was in this ski shop and was like i need new boots, preferably a park boot. do u have any spk's? and she was like yes we do but have u ever heard of full tilts?

i almost wanted to just yell YEESSSS

but i casually said ya

and they ddnt hav any in my size
 
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