German Test Tomorrow!

[gretegirl]

Ok all you Germans out there time to help me out. I have a big German Test tomorrow and I'm listening to my tape right now, but I need some help on some sayings I can use while I'm talking in German.

HELP!

CKG Member #3

Falling Up

 

[jfk]

well you want stuff like how are you or what ?

 

[Skierguy48]

I know how to say 'I' its Ich

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT

 

[johnnypsunami]

i am in second year german, what do you wanna say?

Drop Cliffs not Bombs

 

[Billups07]

i'm in 3rd year, so i could probably help out

If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!

 

[linemaverick540]

du hast mech or something is you hate me..

member5054

 

[skierdudeguy]

guten tag

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik

 

[mutescratch]

i'm in 18th year so what do you want?

glglgl

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound

 

[jfk]

you hate me is du hasst mich

 

[jono]

fenster fenster fenster, drucken drucken drucken drucken, joghurt fenster fenster drucken. ive been in europe for 2 days and thats the german ive learned. your welcome.

'I almost smoked the pole last time I was here with Adrian'

 

[HelmutJr]

Hallo...

Ich moechte ein Papagei sehr lang und gut ficken!!!!

Du auch?

Holla!

 

[Huck2live1612]

i got a 69 on my german midterm but the best grade in the class was a 78 so are teacher graded on a 21 point curve so i ended up getting a 90

me: what the hell is that?

sister:its a boat u dumbass

me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads

 

[ESB]

Ich habe vor vier Jahre Deutsch gestudiert... aber ich bin wirklich am schlechtesten meiner Klasse.

'I didn't give up in Vietnam, and I won't give up here,' Kerry added.

 

[mutescratch]

naja so schlecht biste ja garnicht.

is it difficult for you to learn?

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound

 

[HelmutJr]

germany is super awesome as well as cool!!!

Holla!

 

[johnnypsunami]

ich bin glucklich dass die menschen am newschoolers helfst du, aber haben sie anderes fragen?

Drop Cliffs not Bombs

 

[Deann]

seeing how you all take german do you also all take part in german poop sex?

Haggard Skis

 

[jismontheslopes]

That reminds me of southpark

 

[Capt.Flannel]

ich bin der keirtoffle

 

[dilla_says_go]

ich ben ein stien bierhausen kraut nazi wurst.

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent

 

[Jasmine]

dir hat mann whol ins gehirn geschissen und vergessin uhm zurhuren

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke

 

[dman1260]

futzenzeft

 

[mutescratch]

its not called german butt sex it really is named 'kartoffel knallen' or 'Ihr dummen Pisser'

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound

 

[jibberjason]

Ich bin heiss.

_____________________

I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow

 

[snowforblood]

holy shit I never knew so many kids spoke german on new schoolers. I smell the beginning of a cult...

Don't knock masturbation... it's sex with someone I love.

 

[aclsarescary]

good thing you have a skiing career to fall back on!