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George W. Bush Resume

Past work experience:

a.. Ran for congress and lost.

b.. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

c.. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil

in Texas, company

went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

d.. Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a

sweetheart deal that

took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded

Sammy Sosa to the

Chicago Cubs.

e.. With fathers help (and his name) was elected

Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and

oil companies and

made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

Replaced Los Angeles

with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.

Cut taxes and

bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of

billions in borrowed

money. Set record for most executions by any Governor

in American

history.

f.. Became president after losing the popular vote by

over 500,000

votes, with the hel

p of my fathers appointments to the

Supreme Court.

Accomplishments as president:

a.. Attacked and took over two countries.

b.. Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

c.. Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in

history.

d.. Set economic record for most private bankruptcies

filed in any 12

month period.

e.. Set all-time record for biggest drop in the

history of the stock

market.

f.. First president in decades to execute a federal

prisoner.

g.. First president in US history to enter office with

a criminal

record.

h.. First year in office set the all-time record for

most days on

vacation by any president in US history.

i.. After taking the entire month of August off for

vacation, presided

over the worst security failure in US history.

j.. Set the record for most campaign fund-raising

trips than any other

president in US history.

k.. In my first two years in o

ffice over 2 million

Americans lost their

job.

l.. Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work

Americans than any

president in US history.

m.. Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a

12 month period.

n.. Appointed more convicted criminals to

administration positions than

any president in US history.

o.. Set the record for the least amount of press

conferences than any

president since the advent of television.

p.. Signed more laws and executive orders amending the

Constitution than

any president in US history.

q.. Presided over the biggest energy crises in US

history and refused to

intervene when corruption was revealed.

r.. Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US

history and refused

to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

s.. Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

t.. Set the all-time record for most people worldwide

to simultaneously

take to the st

reets to protest me (15 million people),

shattering the

record for protest against any person in the history

of mankind.

(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches

/)

u.. Dissolved more international treaties than any

president in US

history.

v.. My presidency is the most secretive and

un-accountable of any in US

history.

w.. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any

administration in US

history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Con

doleeza

Rice has an Exxon

oil tanker named after her).

x.. First president in US history to have all 50

states of the Union

simultaneously go bankrupt.

y.. Presided over the biggest corporate stock market

fraud of any market

in any country in the history of the world.

z.. First president in US history to order a US attack

and military

occupation of a sovereign nation.

aa.. Created the largest government department

bureaucracy in the

history of the United States.

ab.. Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget

spending

increases, more than any president in US history.

ac.. First president in US history to have the United

Nations remove the

US from the human rights commission.

ad.. First president in US history to have the United

Nations remove the

US from the elections monitoring board.

ae.. Removed more checks and balances, and have the

least amount of

congressional oversight than any

presidential

administration in US

history.

af.. Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

ag.. Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

ah.. Refused to allow inspectors access to US

prisoners of war and by

default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

ai.. First president in US history to refuse United

Nations election

inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

aj.. All-time US (and world) record holder for most

corporate campaign

donations.

ak.. My biggest life-time campaign contributor

presided over one of the

largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history

(Kenneth Lay,

former CEO of Enron Corporation).

al.. Spent more money on polls and focus groups than

any president in US

history.

am.. First president in US history to unilaterally

attack a sovereign

nation against the will of the United Nations and the

world community.

an.. First president to run and hide when the US ca

me

under attack (and

then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force

1)

ao.. First US president to establish a secret shadow

government.

ap.. Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after

911, and in less

than a year made the US the most resented country in

the world (possibly

the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world

history).

aq.. With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the

most hostile

Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

ar.. First US president in history to have a majority

of the people of

Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat

to world peace and

stability.

as.. First US president in history to have the people

of South Korea

more threatened by the US than their immediate

neighbor, North Korea.

at.. Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to

be awarded

government contracts.

au.. Set all-time record for number of administration

appointees

who

violated US law by not selling huge investments in

corporations bidding

for government contracts.

av.. Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin

Laden 'dead or alive'.

aw.. Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to

murder the

leaders of our country at the United States Capital

building. After 18

months I have no leads and zero suspects.

ax.. In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have

successfully

prevented any public investigation into the biggest

security failure in

the history of the United States.

ay.. Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for

Americans than any

other president in US history.

az.. In a little over two years created the most

divided country in

decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever

been since the civil

war.

ba.. Entered office with the strongest economy in US

history and in less

than two years turned every single economic category

heading

straight

down.

Records and References:

a.. At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine

(Texas driving

record has been erased and is not available).

b.. AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military

during a time of

war.

c.. Refuse to take drug test or even answer any

questions about drug

use.

d.. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have

been spirited

away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and

un-available for

public view.

e.. All records of any SEC investigations into my

insider trading or

bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and

un-available for public

view.

f.. All minutes of meetings for any public corporation

I served on the

board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for

public view.

g.. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)

attended regarding

public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and

un-available for public

review.

h

. For personal references please speak to my daddy

or uncle James

Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the

Carlyle Group for

war-profiteering.)

 
I am not even going to respond because a) you didn't get any of those ideas yourself, you just cut and pasted off a website (evident by some of the points beginning with 'I' meaning someone wrote a satirical little essay pretending to be bush) and 2) you are the biggest liberal fairy ever, so making a point would be moot considering you wouldn't even see the other side of the argument.

Lastly, half of your points don't even come close to holding water, and others are just plain false. Snag yourself some nuts and look at the facts for real before you cut and paste.

 
why couldnt you have just said he is a dumbass?

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
alot of that shit doesn't really have anything to do with him being pres you have to remember that the president doesn't have that much power they can't make a law and just pass it. most people just want some one to point a finger at then taking responsiblity for their actions. who cares about his past most of our past pres were woman abusers and drug aditcs. hes doing a better job then you or i could so just stop the bitching and acept what we have.

ps who here has never commited a crime? wait no one

.:[Tyler]:.

 
i thought dumb and dumberer was a movie...anywho, hey empire...just for fun, bark out your definition of politics...(ps, don't cut and paste webster's...hit us with your gut thoughts)

shwashbuckler
 
Well aren't you johny america? This message was sent to me by a friend that wouldn't send me a bunch of crap. It kills me that were spending 20

Billion dollars to fix Iraq when we have some serious problems in our own country.

I think he's fuckin this country up. I can see the effects right before my eyes.

 
yea true stuff - and everyone should go to empire freerdie camp - or die trying

'science proves that women are degraded when they are able to do things like hold money, or vote, or leave the house or call for help.'

-Mr. Pickering
 
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse

*7 have been arrested for fraud

*19 have been accused of writing bad checks

*117 have directly/indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

*3 have done time for assault

*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

*8 have been arrested for shoplifting

*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Do you know which organization we're talking about?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same

group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year

designed to keep the rest of us in line.

there's a reason the country is going to shit. people that care about it either get elected and a few years later won't run for office again because it's so corrupt, or don't get elected at all, instead, a career politician gets elected and doesn't represent the people, just his interests.

late

Just Huck It.
 
i thought the beginnning was kinda funny, then i stopped reading cause it was to long and i didn't care anymore

Seize the carp
 
you wanted proof that george was a bad pres, here ya go.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
so much of that is either false or has nothing to do with him being president.

Western Canadian Separartist
 
i don't see the point we all knwo he is a dumbass already.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
the points in that thing are mostly irrelevant and i doubt you researched anything about that since you copy and pasted it, but i do agree that bush is an idiot and isnt running the country well or handling foriegn policy etc well.

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-Only Through Chaos Will We Ever See Change

-Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman
 
GOD BLESS BUSH> He is human. Okay Clinton did something that is worse than all of those. HE IS A DRAFT DOGGER.

kLAKAMUS hm hm
 
It would be cool to talk about issues like this with out insulting each other. I cant say that every thing on that list is true, and I'm not going to waste my time investigating, but it seems people have different opinions and they should be heard, but how bout not talking mad shit.

 
What's a 'draft dogger?' That's one I've never heard of.

Anyway empire, all I have to say is AMEN, my man, AMEN.

KAMIKAZE: MAKING NS MORE CORRUPT ONE THREAD AT A TIME

*NSFD Station Chief*

 
What's a 'draft dogger?' That's one I've never heard of.

Anyway empire, all I have to say is AMEN, my man, AMEN.

KAMIKAZE: MAKING NS MORE CORRUPT ONE THREAD AT A TIME

*NSFD Station Chief*

 
draft dodgers are people who skip the country to excape the draft it happen alot durring vietnom(sp) war

.:[Tyler]:.

 
Hasn't anybody realized that whatever you think about Bush is your own opinion and that it's incredibly pointless to argue over opinions?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
i have heard about some of those things in the book Stupid White Men. I'm sure not all of that is true but I definetely don't like Bush as President. He's a big hypocrit who's been spoiled and pampered all his life. I'm almost positive he won't be reelected in 2004.

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hey uhh empire and adrenaline, can you tell me your sources??? or is that all just liberal 'propaganda' as you call it.

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'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
clinton is a draft dodger?? while bush was proudly serving his country in nam? oh no wait his dad pulled every string possible to get him into the texas national guard, where he was AWOL for much of the latter half of his term. A true American hero

 
Yo, empire dude, i tried to tell people how much of a fuck up he is too, i preached they are ALL TOOO BRAINWASHE DDUDE, but meh i get sooo much shit for being concerened that usa and the rest of the world is going down the shit hole with idiots liek him in power, GOOD SHIT bro, keep it up!

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Um, actually almost everything there is accurate. And fuck, he's responsible for countless bankruptcies, he doesnt know what the word economy means.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
Hey skiinsted, My friend sent me that email. He is definately more in the know than I am. He's all smart, has gone some fancy schools like, dartmouth, yale, brown and studied politics. So when he sends me an email, I just trust it's not a bunch of random website pastes. I trust my friends, ya know? You seem more worried about the the sources than what's really going on. I think that's a big problem, people just say ' be happy with what you got', No thanks, if something don't seem right, I'm not going to just sit there and pretend I'm happy. The goverment has gotten so corupt. It's time to open our eyes and do something about it. We are the newschool. I may be just a dumb farmboy from Wyoming, but man, how can we just sit here and put up with all this political bullshit! We know what's right and wrong. blah blah blah, blabby blah.

Life's too short to not live it, so f@ckin get it!

 
it may all be true but it was written to sound anti bush. You could probably write a list just as long about good things hes done if you tried.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
hey- little known fact for all of you: it takes 4-8yrs to change the economy- meaning that it was clinton screwing both monica and us, not bush

also- even if florida had gone to gore, bush still woulda won

Skateboarding isnt harder then rollerblading, it just has a slower learning curve because everytime you fall, you have to chase your skateboard to the other side of the skatepark
 
Gore WON the election by 500,000 fucking votes!!! Why the fuck is he not the pres? The electoral system. What the fuck!!!

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
Does canada have as much political crazieness as the US? Seems like I never here much about Canada. When ever I go there, I have mucho fun. Does everybody just get high and chill up north?

I wish I wasn't banned from Canada. ( two more years.)

 
well i don't know about the rest of you but i REALLY like aged cheeder cheese. PS: i burn't my mouth eat pizza that was too hot.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
hey aggro sk8, how exactly do you figure that if Gore had won Florida, Bush still would have won in 2000? Bush won in the electoral college 271-266. With Florida's 25 vote swing, Gore wins 291-246.

And who exactly told you it takes 4-8 years for a change in impact the economy?? There are hundreds of ways the federal government and treasury could completely change the economy tomorrow if they wanted. Ever heard of interest rates?

 
if gore had won his OWN FUCKING STATE, tennessee, he would have won with or without flordia. says something about a man not even his neighbors would vote for, eh? but i voted for bush cause will ferrell impersonated him funnier then the guy who did Gore, i am at a temporary loss for his name, maybe darryl hanna??

founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
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