Genres of Newschoolers

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asac

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I would say there are 6 different genres of people on newschoolers.

1)cocky guys in there late teens/early 20's

2)stoners

3)kids in there mid teens who say lots and lots of generic comments/insults and try to be funny

4)normal people who try and avoid flamers

5)kiddies

6)annoying fuckers i can't stand (sxmarty, this goes to you)

anyone else have anymore catagories to add.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
im probably a 3/4. i make dumb comments and am 16, but i try not to make people hate me that much.

 
I am 4, but I evolved out of a 3. I used to try to be funny, but it always failed miserably. I still try from time to time, but no one has ever done a '^ OMG ROFL HA HA HA A' to any of my comments.

But there are also late-teens early 20s who aren't cocky, instead who are funny and/or political debaters.

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-Dubya!

 
I think I am 1 and 2, mabey 6 in asac's book

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bigJ, as i may not agree with your political views, you're not an annoying. you seem intelligent and acutally give thought out comments in threads.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
thanks, I had less faith in you but you proved me wrong

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
^same here

but there needs to be another category:

7) shit talkers

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-this post dedicated to matt-

'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
 
7)Normies

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
haha yea i think im like 3/4

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im a shit talker and a number 4.....can i super size that?

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
i think a 4. was kinda a 3 at first though, but then i thought'that's sad' so i went for the norm

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
shit talkers dont exist on this site, your all crackheads

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i'm in the mysterious '.5' catergory.... the fuckin' most awesomesupercrazy cool people.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

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Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
I'd say a new category should be...

9 - spammers/people who make shitty ass threads

I'd say I'm not really a category, just kinda there filling in space.

patj
 
10 - the mommy's, funny ass kids who dont even have to try.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
oh snap, im all about bein 8

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11 - legends (harvey, lat, cj, quebec)

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
there are a lot of ones... and id like to have you all castrated.

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00 - jesus. the real jesus. only one person can be this. (im 3 with some 4 as of now as you can tell)

 
12) smart people who make worthwhile, good posts. GD, JD, BigJ, those kinds of people. right or wrong, they try

-Brady

if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
 
why would you mkae this thread? its so gay who cares about all of us why dont you worry about yourself

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we can't forget newbies, nope, can't forget them. ever. (as sad as it may be)

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
ridetweaks, you are definatly 4

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
im probably a 4, but I also make stupid posts

like this one

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
13. attention whores!

Always trying to start something with controversial posts, attention whores make up a fair chunk of newschoolers. Attention whores are often girls too, trying to pick up thier internet boyfriends with masturbation threads and naked pics.

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or you could ad the post whore categorie

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
nah for real i bet i'm like a 3. most of my posts are stupid: because i am high. or not funny: because i'm not funny.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
Post Whores should be a catagory, even though those are usually kids, newbs, and people hwo make stupid pointless comments.

 
14 - Production/Headwear/Clothing Company Kids.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
a subgroup should be added for the kids who will/would come into this thread and say:

'fuck u guys u r so judgemental how can u categorize ppl who u dont even reely kno? u just all com on here 2 hurt other pplz feelings 2 make urselfs feel better bout urself. wutever u r just dumb kbye'

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
what about the normal people that say some dumbshit sometimes?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
robert e. lee is a frequent visitor to this site. he goes by the user name jibtech

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
don't even think of disrespecting Robert E. Lee; I am fucking serious.

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
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