derbski
Active member
Ever noticed how there are some dumb things that only one sex does? Like how smashing empty bottles on the ground and empty cans on your forehead seem to be senseless activities exclusive to males, or how going out in -5 F weather with bare legs and shoes that will invariably cause you to fall on the ice seems to be reserved for females? Well I was recently in a situation where these girls were doing something so dumb that I could never really see a guy even consider to be an ok plan.
So I was cruising some bowls with these 2 girls and 1 guy, and for some reason it seemed like a good idea to have the two girls sitting in front and me and the guy in back. There is stoner cruising protocol, such as if there is a sunroof, open it; never pass the bowl over your shoulder to the person be hind you, but under your arm. Never hit a bowl at a red light, avoid busy well lit streets, have the air on full blast to stop the smoke from sitting stale in the vents or interior. All common sense. These girls seemed to have it down, until they did something so dumb that my mind was blown.
I am from green bay, and I was visiting home a few weekends ago. If you have ever been there, you know that there are like 5 busy streets, and that Lambeau Field is surrounded by 3 of them. We were cruising on all of the usual scenic places: scrays hill, bellvue, all safe places. Then we end up on the west side by lambeau field, one of the only busy areas at night. I suggested we get off of Oneida avenue, as it is well lit and usually pretty full of cops, but they insist that it is fine and I figure what the hell, its her car, and we wont get pulled over unless we do something pretty dumb. She seemed to read my mind and take it as a challenge.
We are driving past lambeau field, and being the typical sconnies we were, we gave it a few hoots and hollers, and I thought that would be it. Suddenly shes like, I fucking love lambeau, and without warning turns into the completely empty parking lot and starts driving aimlessly around the parking spaces, not even driving on the path you are supposed to. I politely ask her what the fuck she is doing, bringing us to the Mecca of Green Bay, probably the most well lit and visible lot within 150 miles. She and her friend both insist that I need to quit being such a pussy. I tell them that we are surrounded by 3 of the most busy streets in town, and there is clearly no reason for any car to be there. She tells me that she does it all of the time, and that it is one of the best cruise spots around, and continues to drive around the entire stadium. How somebody come to the conclusion that this was not just okay, but actually a good idea baffles me.
Anyways, after asking her one more time to please leave the lot, she finally listens, and literally 5 seconds after we turn out of the parking lot, 2 cop cars drive in. We would have been absolutely fucked if I wasn't being such a "pussy" I don't think I could ever see a guy thinking that it was a good idea, both of us in the back seat were asking them to leave while they told us it was fine.
So, lets hear more sex-specific stupidities
So I was cruising some bowls with these 2 girls and 1 guy, and for some reason it seemed like a good idea to have the two girls sitting in front and me and the guy in back. There is stoner cruising protocol, such as if there is a sunroof, open it; never pass the bowl over your shoulder to the person be hind you, but under your arm. Never hit a bowl at a red light, avoid busy well lit streets, have the air on full blast to stop the smoke from sitting stale in the vents or interior. All common sense. These girls seemed to have it down, until they did something so dumb that my mind was blown.
I am from green bay, and I was visiting home a few weekends ago. If you have ever been there, you know that there are like 5 busy streets, and that Lambeau Field is surrounded by 3 of them. We were cruising on all of the usual scenic places: scrays hill, bellvue, all safe places. Then we end up on the west side by lambeau field, one of the only busy areas at night. I suggested we get off of Oneida avenue, as it is well lit and usually pretty full of cops, but they insist that it is fine and I figure what the hell, its her car, and we wont get pulled over unless we do something pretty dumb. She seemed to read my mind and take it as a challenge.
We are driving past lambeau field, and being the typical sconnies we were, we gave it a few hoots and hollers, and I thought that would be it. Suddenly shes like, I fucking love lambeau, and without warning turns into the completely empty parking lot and starts driving aimlessly around the parking spaces, not even driving on the path you are supposed to. I politely ask her what the fuck she is doing, bringing us to the Mecca of Green Bay, probably the most well lit and visible lot within 150 miles. She and her friend both insist that I need to quit being such a pussy. I tell them that we are surrounded by 3 of the most busy streets in town, and there is clearly no reason for any car to be there. She tells me that she does it all of the time, and that it is one of the best cruise spots around, and continues to drive around the entire stadium. How somebody come to the conclusion that this was not just okay, but actually a good idea baffles me.
Anyways, after asking her one more time to please leave the lot, she finally listens, and literally 5 seconds after we turn out of the parking lot, 2 cop cars drive in. We would have been absolutely fucked if I wasn't being such a "pussy" I don't think I could ever see a guy thinking that it was a good idea, both of us in the back seat were asking them to leave while they told us it was fine.
So, lets hear more sex-specific stupidities
