Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

does canada have a flag? and....do u speak french in NZ???- quote....dumb ass fucking americans...both on the same lift ride.
 
not really gay but here it goes

i was riding up with a buncha old ladys (singles line) nd my freind called me so i put it on speaker so i didnt have to take my helmet off..she immediatly started swearing about how she though she poped her boob on the side of a box and how much it fucking hurt, not really gay justawkword cuz she was swearing unknowingly and thesse three old ladys were like 50-60 haha
 
Me and a friend at camelback, we were about 8 at the time,

Me: Ready for the bar? (at the top of the lift about to put the bar up)

Random Guy: No not just yet, i think i'll take a few more runs first then head in)

Me: oh....ok
 
some arab kid asked my 'why is there a camel eating somebody on your skis?' refering to the gorilla on my invaders. lol
 
Last year some random dude asked if he could suck the dick. And I was just like what??! Then he pulled out his dick shaped pipe and asks again hahahaha.
 
Random 30 year old guy: I like pickels, do you like pickles?

Me: Yeah

Guy: Want to be my friend?

Me: ....

I skied away as fast as possible when I got off the lift.
 
haha i lol'd about the first one. one time a drunk dirty old man told me that my bindings look like dildoes. (griffons)
 
Had this guy totally flip his shit the other day because I was swinging my skis a little bit. I wasn't swinging them much but it was freezing and wanted to keep my legs moving. He totally flipped, went ballistic started screaming at me and told me how dangerous it was. And that the chairlift was more than likely going to derail. What a fucking idiot but there was no reasoning with him.

Not really a gay story but the guy was just a straight up dick.
 
i was wearing a furry jacket and some huy next to me said "your jacket reminds me of a bear i killed back in 84' when i was younger" then there was a huge awkward silence for the rest of the ride up.
 
this kid on my team out of nowhere said, "If I were gay, I would rather give it than receive it." and same kid told me he had a boner the whole way up the access road and didnt know how to get rid of it and btw he is 18
 
Older guy: Do you like red wine??

Me:...welll on christmas I drink a glass or two but no I dont like red wine

Older guy: You sure you dont like red wine?

Me: Yea! Im sure I dont like red wine xmas is just an ecception (spelling??)

Older guy: Oh! I just thought because your skis are the same colour as red wine.

Me: Oh yeah...thanks...

I ride 08/09 K2 silencers
 
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