Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

Uh, is that an honest question? Because if so, you know nothing about geography.

North Idaho gets 300-400+"/year.
Grand Targhee gets 500+"/year.

Hellbents are justifiable here more than in much of Colorado.
 
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get that a few times a year.
also..."why are you skis so wide??"
"where are ur poles?"
"where did u get your snowblades?"
 
wtf i had a guy say "shouldn't you be riding something pink and girly, instead of skis with guns on them?" about my enemies and i just thought to myself like mind your own business asshole..
 
"Man, look at all this powder, I'd way rather be sledding."

"You guys wanna pack up early to beat the Chalet rush and go chill in my hotel room instead?"
 
Sat on a very slow lift one day, it was the uber-slow Galaxy chair at Heavenly, which goes for 15 minutes or so. I was joined by an older fellow of about 60 or so.
So he got to speaking a bit about himself, and it turned into something on the creepy side: " I used to be gay until I went through this therapy to correct my sexual orientation, and now I have kids and changed from that lifestyle, thanks to the Bible. . ." OK, I think that was more than I needed to hear, that some guy had been brainwashed like that.

 
tucker: yo dude so i was wacking off in my room last night and then my mom came in and i accidentally jizzed in her eye.

me: tucker you are 12.

tucker: i got a girl pregnant

me: 12 years old.

anyone at SR knows tucker. hes a legend
 
i can testify to this

tucker: i have a foot long cock

evan: shut the fuck up

tucker: i have a ten inch cock
 
Is your hair curly? on a slight tangent from the lift, i was at ikea about to pack up my nice swedish desk when a little old asian lady comes up to me and asks "nature or purr (perm)?" then continues to start touching my head. i was a little shaken up said "oh its natural." and then walked away quite confused. it turns out that asian ladys like curly hair i guess.
 
yeah i hear asians will get all up in your shit if you have curly blonde hair.
sorry that was the most ignorant post ever.
 
some creepy dude from seven springs
guy: so where are you from?me :columbus, ohio areguy: what town exactly?me: westervilleguy: whats your school called? (at this point the guy took off his goggles and smiled really big at me)me: um...uh...i dont go to school...im..uh..homeschooled

never got off a lift faster than that time
 
Nobody has ever said anything gay to me on the chairlift. Stupid stuff, yes. No gay. Guess I have never been purdy enough.
 
that is not at all gay. that could possibly be the straightest thing a girl could say to a guy- unless it was a guy saying it.
 
"y r u wearing a dress?"

or

"do u mind if i drink this beer"

or

"so can u do tricks on the skis that have 2 noses?"
 
the party and bullshit remix is fucking dope.

but the miley cirus version is also hella good, just cause of how hot she is now.
 
it was my bud and i going up a chair and this guy gets on and 1 minute into the ride he starts going off on how girls are fucking dirt. saying shit like how they have smaller brains, and how they serve no purpose in life, no matter how rich they are men will still be respected over them. talking about how there have been no chick has been in the white house and shit like that. it was kinda funny to listen to how stupid, and wrong this guy was. kept my friend and i laughing and listening for the entire ride up.
 
we didnt quite notice that a 10 year old had gotten on far side of lift, and we were talking about weed, and saying multiple swear words. Once we got to the top the kid kid said right before we got off "fuck you guys, ur bad influences" and i felt bad for the rest of that run, then it was funny
 
I was with my homie/ski instructor, he was hungover, started singing "penis, penis, penis! Vagina,vagina, vagina!" Little did he know there was a 40 year old lady on the other side of me trying to make a phone call. Sooooooo akward but sooooo funny.
 
i was on a lift in Boyne with my cousin and this lady in her 50's she started talking about our twintips and one thing lead to another, she told us about what she was doing after she got done skiing, and started talking about how excited she was to take a hot shower at the end of the day, so i started talking to her about it and she started using this really vivid imagery and how goods its gonna feel on her body, my cousin was in the middle and her and myself were on either side of him, he diddnt say anything the whole ride up and when we got to the top he was all pissed cuz i was trying to hit on her and he was next to her and felt akward
 
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