Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

this guy thought that my 86mm underfoot park skis were the fatest thing he had every seen but i was in nj at the time.
 
in line to get on lift.

-man: "u ridin single?"

-me: "yeah"

i always take a pause b4 pushing off after the chair swings by....and we are waiting for the chair so we can sit. and he says....

-man: "you need help getting on?"

-me: ~~~~wth did i get into?~~~~
 
I was riding the lift once with two snowboarder dudes and they were obviously joking but they were trying to convince me and my friend about how much better it is to get head from a guy because he also has a penis so he knows what feels good.

Also I rode the lift with this guy once and he was like "yo you guys don't mind if I blaze this shit upp." And I was like "nah, I don't really care, go for it." So he smoked and then flicked the leftover thing off the lift into the woods. And I, trying to be funny, was like "WOAH MAN. I don't care if you smoke but don't litter, thats not cool man"
 
I was riding up the lift with my brother and some random gaper lady and she asks me "Did your mother really allow you to buy those skis?"(talking about my JO pros) I just responded "Yes mam"
 
In Quebec, I was on some snowblades, and these jack off french kids think they are funny (they were skiing flatbacks), "haha uhhh do you ahh do the 360? haha, good one friend!", I was like, "no shit I do the 360 uhh..?!".

One time the lift ahead of me, these kids kept swearing or something, so this other parent who was on the lift with them freaked out and said, "STOP FUCKING SWEARING!!!". It was kinda funny how hypacritacal this person was. This person made a big scene out of him swearing compared to what any one would have herd from the kids.
 
How was that the gayest thing ever said to you? In my opinion that could possibly be one of the greatest things somebody could say to you. Bong rips on the chair, nothing better than that.
 
Apparently I was sitting on the chairlift with a professional fisherman one time, so he just kept talking to me about fish. And the worst part was, it was on the slowest and longest chairlift at mountain creek, the one that goes from one mountain to the other, it's a two seater.
 
i guess there are not as many twin tips in the mid east coast because lift operator asked me where i got my "sexy ass skis" haha
 
Dude: Wanna hear a jokeOld man behind him: SureDude: how many Nigyahs does it take to screw in a light bulb. 2 one to screw in the light bulb one to dirive the pink cadilak
 
worst ride of my life. i took off my helmet to adjust my shit and some creep gaper kid was next to me and started touching my hair and kept asking 'is that natural? thats amazing!'yes it is so stop petting me...
 
haha. Really? I don't even think I have been here that long and I lurked for about a year before i joined. But by all means you have gained a lot of respect, especially by posting this.
 
my friend used to do that

no salt

and hed also shove like 5 corn tortillas in his jacket pocket.

fucking vegans.....
 
me and my friend were talking on the chair about movies, and this weird old dude was with us. i guess he got mad and told me "shut that slut mouth before i fuck it". It got really quiet and akward... lol
 
thanks.

id rather be skiing anywhere in idaho than anywhere in newyork

hellbents are justifiable on 12+ days of the season here
 
this wasnt on the lift, but it was a chill day where i went with my family, and we were eatin dinner in the lodge when this old man comes in on his phone and sits down. we keep telling him to leave but hes being a total douch. my dad went to get someone who works there to tell him to leave, but he looks at my mom and me and my sister, whips out his dick, and walks away.
 
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