Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

'oi kid take a hit this from this '

i was about 7 and some random wanted me to take bong hits. i didnt even know what the thing was.
 
i tried a 9 earlier in the day and both my skis popped off in midair. Hours later i was on the lift with my friend and these two adults were talking about some kid eating shit in the terrain park.
 
(i was wearing my bright blue saga jacket)

"well i guess chicks wont miss you on the hill if your wearing that"

followed by a huge grin....
 
talking to a 14 year old girl

her. snowboarders are soo cool thats why i do it

me: oh haha okay well skiers are hotter anyways

her. OMG snowboarders are so much hotter!!!

me: what about skiers

Her: um not its not cool

i didnt know what to say..
 
Oh ok, cause I was gonna say... steeze without the bandana is next to impossible lookin all thug. It's aight yo, that's how i role playa, like a true bolla, son
 
do you mind if i smoke... of coarse i do you fucking retard! who the fuck even smokes??? your burning a dried piece of plant with toxic chemicals and fucking breathing that shit????

yes i mind
 
i was riding up the peak chair on a powder day and some guy says to me this would be a great place for a race course
 
um, actually most estimates put it at about 1 outa 3 or 1 outa 4 people in the grand ol US has tried weed, soooo.....
and what do u care what they inhale? trust me, its not as unhealthy as they make it out to be. especially weed
 
why are you kids so quite.........did your parents abuse you as children or something

or

you know you shouldn't be hitting the signs, a kid got his arm broken that way.

well thanks for the advise but i'm not a retard
 
bro'ed out tourist: "if you could fuck any animal, which one would it be?"me: "a giraffe."bro-ed out tourist: "I bet they have huge dicks."
 
actually i said some funny shit 2 weeks ago at killington.

we were going up the gondola and me and my friends were planning on smoking on the way up

EXCEPT some woman got in with us....none of my friend would asl her soo i leaned over and stared at her and like in a wicked deep forcefull voice yelled HEYY YOU DONT MIND IF ME AND MY FRIENDS SPARK UP A BOWL!?

she said uhh no smoke what ever u want

soo we did lol
 
me and my friends touch are dicks no homo. jk but this dude next to us on the lift was blasting rock christmas songs all the way up, sounded pretty weird.
 
none of this is even that gay...

i say WAY gayer shit to people on the lift.

ill be on the lift with one or two friends, and well just launch into this huge conversations about gay sex..

sometimes if im alone with someone ill just look at them, and in a real calm voice just ask "you mind if i play with my dick a little on the way up"

or ill look over at the guy on the lift and just go "shit, your kinda cute. you uh... wanna take some runs or some shit?"

some people get real pissed defensive, but other times its just some chill ass dude that getms that kinda humor who plays along and just makes a mad fucking funny lift conversation.
 
Slightly un ski related (ish) ( okay maybe not "gay" in the sense of homosexuality, but kind of stupid)
NOTE - Im from england...
Sitting on a lift in Vail with my bro, a couple of hot girls join us on the chair...
Chatting for a bit....

hot girl: "thats such a crazy accent - are you Australian?
Me: "no im english!
hot Girl: "oh wow! always wanted to go there... do you.. ...eh .... know the Queen?
Me : [serious lolage!]
(who does she think i am, but then again she was excused cos she was FIT!)

Spark notes - Me chatting to hot, silly american chick
 
I know some kids who convinced a good amount of people in a lift-line that the lift was a gondola and they should take their skis off.
 
Our cghair at my hill is a pulse high speed quad so it goes around teh bowwheel before you get off. If you go straight off its all rocks.

Gaper snowboarder: So i just go straight off

Me: ya like jus go

he almost did but im to nice so i stopped him
 
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