Gayest day ever

josh.

josh.

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and theres a story to go with it to.

well any way i was camping and i decided to bring my longboard along. (why? because every thing there is paved and theres's a hill 5 min. away.) so any way at the resort theres a marina and i was at the marina and just as i was leaving on my board i hit a peice of wood, so i went foward and my new $300 board went backwards and fell of the dock into about 15 feet of water so i went diving after it wrecked my $150 whatch $250 ipod and gave me a rash and i never got my board back, and what is more i wasent able to go to an event that i was looking foward to for a few months now. so any ways it was a bad weekend.
 
Well, sucks to be you. Surely you would've rememered that you had your iPod and watch on.. I would've left it on the dock before diving it. And also... did you happen to be smoking weed on that day?
 
haha. no shit! if i had a watch like that it would sit in my dresser drawer. and your ipod...come on, that's so obvious, you have music playing in your eyes. bummer about the board though bro.

a couple of days ago i was skating up to my dorm and this asian biker was fucking flying around this cornor, down hill towards me. i look up and he's just going to collide into me, doesn't even use his breaks in the 3 seconds he would've been able to use them. so i jump off the board and get out of the way, he runs right over my board with his back tire and flys into a bush. it was fucking hilarious! he didn't even say sorry, he just got up and tried to ride away, but fell over a couple more times cuz he was rushin it. oh, but i thought my board was gonna get fucked up. i mean it was a $170 set up and brand new. i was fuckin pissed for a couple seconds. it turned out to be alright though. and totally worth seeing that guy take a spill in that going mach speed.
 
haha no it was just in my pocket and my whatch was a bone head thing but still fuckin gay
 
my whatch is fine just needed a new battery must have shorted it but theres still condensation on it tho
 
i did that got up at 5:30 still cant see it the waters murky and i think its moved somewere and i dont have anything to get it with (ive tryed evry thing i have)
 
talk about a shitty weekend... I was up at my cottage wrestling around with my dad, the dog got excited and ripped my nostril into shreds of bloody skin. my dad (a dentist) had some equipment around and had to put 8 stitches himself cause the hospital was too far away and i had to take 'em with fuckall anestetics, so i felt every single one of them. very nice
 
it coulda moved you fucking idiot.

buy some (goggles?) i feel like an idiot i dont know if thats the right word or not wow please dont make fun of me lol. but buy some and go looking underwater?
 
its not that its deep it that its full of shit and more shit i got a fuckin rash when i did try and dive for it. and i did have goggles on but you still cant see it

and to the wood floats person the trucks weigh it down enough that it skinks also its made of hardwood so its less bonent
 
Similar story........me and my bud were shreddin our longboards pretty hardcore one week (we had recently got them). On the third day I bailed HARDCORE, due to insane speed wobble. I had gotten some wobble the day before on a long ass hill but some how managed to hang on for dear life. Anyways this time I wasn't so lucky, the hill was short but steep, I figured it wouldn't be long enough to get some ganr speed anyways. Bad idea, I bail hard on the pavement ripping my favourite shirt (Chelsea FC soccer jersey) beyond repair my, shorts and getting my Nike Air Force Ronaldinhos all fucked.....not to mention the gnarly road rash ever. I was literally unable to run for a week and a half (my worst scrape was right at the boxer line). The only silver lining was my board flew into a burly ditch but came out fine.

Btw, I know this was much of my fault....I was mostly pissed about the clothing ripped and hopefully this shiznit won't scar over.
 
buy a shuffle, those things are bulletproof, waterproof, bomb proof, anything you can muster they will take it.
 
take a minute and think about what a longboards made out of. if your still having problems, cut back on the drugs
 
i'm thinkin he had goggles on for diving to get his longboard. he's still a fuckin loser if he can't dive 15 feet down and get a find a damn longboard
 
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