gay poem i wrote

gone skiin'

maybe if i left no one would notice

maybe if i went skiing noone would notice

if i took the car and a card

loaded my skis, took my boots

you think anyone would notice

if i drove fast and changed the plates

you think anyone would notice

if i was gone and had a job

maybe changed my name to Bob

you think anyone would notice

if they found me and i was happy

you think they'd make me go back

to the old life caring about nothing

except of the day i could say

im gone skiin' out in the back

 
i wrote a better one for a poetry project thing in my english class, but i handed it in to my teacher... so i can't prove it.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
nah nrthfacer posted this crazy deep meaning poem on NS, a little more heavy then this probably but i didnt read either

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
derrrr

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
holy f;in cow that was lame

' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin

I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.

 
if i shitted on your face it would make the poem ok cuz id stil be laughing about shitting on you as i was reding it.

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
Ummm... I believe the phase 'you suck' is most appropriate; however, 'go kill yourself' also comes to mind

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
i think it's cool.

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'

--Boyd Easley
 
i dont even know what to say

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
only elton john would appreciate that

Representin' da icy east....... and the loaf,also the Founding Father of the NS Abortion Clinic
 
ha...yes

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
I think lagwagon ? Wrote a poem about all the 'mean' people on the site it was halarious

(laugh at not with)sorry If i'm wrong about the author

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Officially Part of the 'ns ogre crew'
 
gay is right

Representin' da icy east....... and the loaf...... the Founding Father of the NS Abortion Clinic ....... Member Of the Itty Bitty Titty Committe

 
Do your parents hate you? Do you not get enough attention? Please for your own good don't post stuff like that, you make Jamie Kennedy (Malibu's Most Wanted) look like eminem

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

(Gallant)

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
what is your major malfuntion, numbnuts? didnt mommy and daddy give you enough attention- *gunshot*

 
porking my virgin dad.

he screams for mercy as i pour the salt.

covering his nipples with white particles.

they sting him as he begs me to stop.

 
thats nasty mommy but im still laughing somehow

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
Therapy for mommy...

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
mommy is the shit

I'm a fuckin hellhound trapped up in L-town, and after drinks and shit, I'll have your bitch spellbound.
 
i will peee on both of you

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
ok mommy i will now set you straight, im gunna stick my penis in your moms buttocks after i get my penis injected with acid cum, then im gunna blow a load and its gunna go through her stomach hittin ur dads eye decaying it, then i will grab a butter knife and so gentley scrape out the remains. Once they are threw with, I will advance on you, with a piece of paper i will slit both of your pupils so you cannot see. Then I will wip ur pants off, get a mechanical pencil, make the led pop out of it about a inch long and stick it straight in your penis hole. then i will take and axe and finish you.

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
wow i think i owned my self threw stupidity?

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
dont even attempt to challenge me, simple minded drone. your faggotry would only fail agiasnt my vast feild of skills.

 
please, change your icon...seeing that erect johnson hurts my eyes

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
errect nipple wet dreams of the great mary j. rotten crotch homecoming fuck fantasy.

now THAT is a full metal jacket reference.

 
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