Gay people whom wreck the pipe!

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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this character that was up at sunshine in the long weekend wearing a orange jacket and next years k2 enemys was just scewing the pipe right over..he was sliding along the top taking the edge off and completely wrecking the pipe...and then i said ' hey is that guy weat the new K2 pipegroomers?' it was funny....but apparntly he was sponsored and we were making fun of him...i didnt see how he could be sponsored cause all he did was lay around and act like he was top dawg..

---The Jib Janitor---

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that's funny. but i was talking to my friend who works at a restaraunt. then this guy who was putting his tray away asked us where the 'trick ditch' was. trying not to laugh our asses off at this guy we told him where it was. once he left i fell on the floor laughing. we saw him later, he tried to snake me, i had it though, cause we were shooting.

bunch of f**kin' savages in this town

you know that shit?
 
Ya, before we knew who he was, we were making fun of his abilities to fall into the lip and wreck it. Then I tried talking to him and he's just like, 'ya...sure...' so then Joel goes and throws some huge 540s and stuff, and SUCKord just sits down for the rest of the day, and hung out at the top of the half-pipe. What a loser! I wanted to punch him in the face!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

 
ha, he was probably drunk OR stoned.........

...well anyways how did the 2003 Enemies Look?

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yeah i saw that guy too, he did sorta suck at pipe and every run we took we saw him there. if he was stoned i realized for the first time that day, jumping is pretty tricky.

 
marc defantly doesn't suck at pipe, he isn't the greatest i bet but he is still better then me...

 
Yea I'v seen him throw switch misty 9's in comps and stuff and he definantly doesn't suck. He was probably just fucking around for fun.

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have you guys ever heard of an offday? how many times have you just sat around the hill not doing anything? so many days this year I just sat around the hill on the couch and doing the odd run with stupid oldschool shit and 180's... and yes, even working on stalls and shit in the pipe. (ie - very hungover) and doing stalls and shit in the pipe is fun... doesn't damage the pipe too bad either. it's not like you will crash because the pipe was slightly damaged - if the wall isn't a cave than you're good to go... this year we were skiing a pipe that was undervert for 3/4 of the season... really teaches you good pop/olly technique.

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aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
He was being an ass, and he was wrecking the pipe, not stalling or sliding the lip, but WRECKING the lip!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

 
Yeah no kidding...what kind of resort need a pipe dragon when they've got a charater like that skiing in it..

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
No, I'M the riot you guys! It was ME!!!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

 
Sliding the lip is cool, but i always do it at the end of the run near the bottom of the pipe.....that way you don't ruin the vert.

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secord on one of his one days

 
whoa! how did u do that? that a damn small pipe to be pullin' cool shit like that.

your mamma's a mountain (and sometimes you get spanked) K2skis

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hmmm, maybe he was hurt, but he was still an ass!

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
yeah he was still an ass,,

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
yo, fo sho that guy is good and 'grinding the lip' is progression, soon i'm sure pipes will have lenth-long mailboxes on the sides, it would suck to deck out and land on em but that is where the sport is going, check out the blunt trailer, they got a sick-ass wall ride thing some guys does a backslide, soo sick. He's not wrecking the pipe, he's prgressing the sport

P/R/O/G/R/E/S/S/I/O/N/:/O/B/S/E/S/S/I/O/N/

 
He was not grinding the lip!!! How many times do I have to say? He was falling into it, wrecking it, like body checking the lip!

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
uuu, i doubt there will be a mailbox going along the side of any public pipe... the wallride pipe shots were probably from parkasaurus - a pro photo shoot. some pipes already have rails set up on the lip, but not the whole way down the pipe, just like, a small section of the pipe...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'so are we sleeping togeather after formal?' friend to his date the day before formal.
 
Maybe the pipe just really sucked. It is sunshine after all and it usually does. I start fooling around like that too, because instead of being bummed out on shitty conditions, have fun with it. I wouldnt call him gay either- he did win orage RCR tour- hes pretty good id say.

 
Actually the pipe was really good that day...

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
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