Gay, or just normal team sports behaviour?

Jib_This

Jib_This

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So, after my morning knee rehab workout at school today, I take the elevator down 4 floors to get to the men's locker room. I sit in front of my locker and open it, when all of a sudden I hear loud screaming and obnoxious yelling, along with 'the beat 94.5', Vancouver's 'favourite' bad top 40 radio station.

Turning to see what the commotion is all about, I realize that the men's soccer team has entered their little changeroom, which is in the general men's locker room. They proceed to yell, scream, sing, dance, and smack each other with towels, all while being naked. Of course, half of them are 'typical euro trash soccer players', with long hair, headbands, and that smug 'euro look' to them. The other half seem to be white guys who think they're black.

So after the naked yelling, screaming, dancing, and towel smacking, half of them proceed to the showers together, while the other half seem to leave without bothering to get wet with their teammates. I then hear more yelling coming from the showers, and then silence as they enter the sauna.

So, the question is: is this normal team sports behaviour, or just plain homosexual?

Discuss.

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maybe they were drunk

or maybe they were just really excited and pumped up about winning some game. i know that when you play a team sport, and you do really well, the celebration can often get out of hand because of the group pumps you up and makes you more crazy. They're behavior is obviously really strange to an outsider, but to them, they're just having fun.

i slept with your mom last night
 
This was after a practice. It was 10 am.

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
^ lol, yeah probably

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
seriously, latin/italian soccer players are the most effeminant of all atheletes. Even more so then gymnast and synchronized diver's.

 
did you stick around to hear any moans or slurping noises? or were you too creeped out to stay any longer?

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Fuck that, I left and showered at home. I was traumatized.

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WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
I thought it was previous felating experience was mandatory in playing soccer.

of note: I have never played soccer or any organized team sports.

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Nudity has nothing to do with homosexuality. Dancing has nothing to do with homosexuality. Screaming has nothing to do with homosexuality. Showering has nothing to do with homosexuality. Hitting with towels has nothing to do with homosexuality.

So... no.

'Oh, and morroco offered 2000 monkeys to help detonate landmines (an offer which

was refused).' - J.D._May
 
smug euro-look has nothing to do with homosexuality... all ths gay talk is lame, like whats with ya americans, everythings gay to you?? like think about it, gay people wont play team sports, cos they are afreaid that their nigernails might get dirty or something...

hmmm...
 
'Nudity has nothing to do with homosexuality. Dancing has nothing to do with homosexuality. Screaming has nothing to do with homosexuality. Showering has nothing to do with homosexuality. Hitting with towels has nothing to do with homosexuality.

So... no.' -Kami

Quit being a homophobe. Unless there was passionate kissing and/or dicks getting dirty, they're not gay. Your just not use to seeing men naked. Ha, that sounded great.

Oh, please do lower your speech to my humble level, oh great and intellectual one, for I am unworthy to bear witness to the truths you speak! Since I am clearly your inferior, you must write in very lowbrow terms or I'll never understand. --JD May
 
theres a lot of male to male ass slapping in sports, i dont think its really gay tho

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Did they hit on you? no. then what does it matter go about your business and let them have their fun, even though it may no tbe what you call fun.

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Get over it

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whether or not they hit on you is irrelevant if they are giving each other colonoscopies. you have to draw a line somewhere. plus it would stink like poo.

Oh, please do lower your speech to my humble level, oh great and intellectual one, for I am unworthy to bear witness to the truths you speak! Since I am clearly your inferior, you must write in very lowbrow terms or I'll never understand. --JD May
 
lol someone is insecure

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
soccer players are def gay and i would not be surprized if they wahacked eachother off shortly after.

but i would inspect that sort of behavior from a hockey team.

i have never been more sexually vilolated then the day i took a bus ride with by buddies uxbridge junier C hockey team.

but it was all in good fun

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bitch.
 
not gay. my football was the same way after a game. but i dunno about practice. a team sport brings you alot closer to your teamates. not in a gay way

fuck a book
 
i played team sports from elementary to high school (soccer included) and never once was my whole team naked slapping each other on the ass with towels.....and that ''smug euro look'' thing was just a joke whoever took it seriously

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
I would say that is typically soocer team behavior, u would never see a football team doing that.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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there's no way every single person on that team was gay. prolly just normal

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
slipknot-

thats not true, football teams are even worse than what was described.

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^ o ye lets go put on some skin tight suits and get sweaty and hug each other, totally straight. o and eastern michigan universities hockey team does some really weird shit, they got caught making freshmen eat peanut butter out of eachothers ass cracks, and thats not the half of it

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
some of the rugby stories i about are pretty disturbing, the guys weren't gay, just wierd. I've played soccer sicne i was 5, i think maybe it was the european influence showing through there... And ya man, you're a homophobe, and you're giving a bad name to americans.

Justin the Hick
 
Jasmine-there's no way every single person on that team was gay. prolly just normal

he did say it was a soccer team so it would seem perfectly normal to me if every single god damn sheepfucking one of them was gay

 
Oh my gosh.. hah, there was this kid on the wrestling team at my high school named Jared Droppleman. Supposedly he was pretty hung and he'd do this thing in the shower, where he'd take his balls and wrap them around his schlong and rub it back and forth and call it the Droppleman Hotdog. This kid ended up getting kicked off for shitting in the shower and throwing it at the lockers.

 
u dont know the meaning of gay sports. Some teams' initiations are shovin a broomstick in anothers ass.

I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.

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Swimmers...

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
sauna, cool

I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
 
i play soccer and none of my team maters shower together, or walk naked in the locker room..i do think that is kidn of gay, but whatever its there decision..

 
kami, you said dancing, and nakedness are not gay, and neither is shwoering, what about if they are group dancing, naked? and slapping each other in the showers?

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