Gay neighbors

JAYTRON

JAYTRON

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my fucking neighbors just called the fire department on me and a few of my friends for having a small ass fire in my backyard ( and i dont even live in a city) Three guys in fire suits and the chief came to my house and were pretty much laughing about it. one of the guys even asked me if i had any marshmellos. any one esle got a good story about gay neighbors or some ideas about getting back at them ( and dont say burn down their house i already thought of that)

 
patatoe gun throught thier window, trust me its worth it.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
my cousin has homosexual neighobrs that turned their backyard into a real rainforest with tree frogs and shit.

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Sacadelic
 
someone called the cops cuz we shot a pigeon, thats cops just laughed when they came.

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4frnt skis
 
call the police from their house and say that their dog is being raped by a strager, then get someone u hate to go there at a certain time and they will go to jail. wait...that solves nuthing. i guess never mind then.

-Keegan McGinnis.

-newschoolers.com.

-ski for life.

-nwft.
 
^that is most probably the funniest thing i've ever read

yeah dude, one night when we were bored, we my friends parked in a van on the side of this building drinking coke while me and a few other guys went and called the cops on them saying they were drinking beer. Pretty pointless but it was kinda funny none the less. Nevermind it was acctually kind of boring

o well

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haha mine are strait... that i know of, and that is a funny story... i dont see why you are pissed about it. that would have made my night, its not like you got in trouble lol

 
ya he didnt i just ran into the woods cuz i didnt want to get fucked over

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LINE KICKS ASS
 
haha..when i was in middle school 6th grade, i was at my friends house and for some reason i was just playin with my friend dude im gonna call 911 then hung up right away...haha and he was like u fucker lets get the hell outta here and we took off to look for some lizards, but we didnt' have any jars, so he told me to go back and get one. when i went back the cop was there i was laughing oh shit and i see him walking around the house, so i went to the side and got a jar, then was about to leave then he stopped me and said is everything alrigth i was like ya its my friends house, then he said tell ur friend not to do that again.

- Nic
 
just get a bunch of people to tp them really bad or go for some expensive shit if your pissed.

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chill
 
I used to have gay neighbors. They moved a couple of years ago so i was young when they were around. My mom always told me they were father and son since i was young and she didnt want me all confused i guess. its funny though because i didnt find out they were gay until a year after they left.

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every year my next door neighbors have a huge halloween thing that they do with chainsaws and crap. the people who live next to them are fucking assholes and last year they had one of those little backyard fire things ya know like a cage and crap and the stupid guy called the fire department o them. it was the studpidest thing ever. and just last weekend my neighbors dog accidently got out when they werent home and me and my friend were outside and so was this asshole and he called the pound on the dog because it was outside. it was trying to get back in might i add and the fuckin pound came. i'll shoot that guy if he ever calls the pound on my cat. stupid bitch

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yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22

 
yea...my neighbor is a fatass. HUGE potbelly. and he walks around in a thong alot in the summer. and he lies in the middle of his pool tanning alot. very disgusting. because i see that clear out my window.

NS Skateboard Cult

 
put a potatoe in his tail pipe and watch his muffle explode, im sure they ll get a bang out of it !!!

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
well my neighbor killed my cat. we have no proof of it but were pretty damn sure cuz he called one night and said that our cat is digging in his garden and theres tons of cats around this area and weve never ever seen our cat in his yard so then he says if nothing is done about it then im gonna have to do something about it. 2 days later Phrankini never came home

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-Astomp17

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Here's what we did to our neighbors...

- Constant fist fights with their kids.

- Many assults on their house using water balloon launcher and old food. (eggs, tomatoes, potatoes...)

- Long distance collect phone calls from Salt Lake City.

- Much hours of entertainment with laser pointers.

- Accidentally breaking garage windows while playing ding-dong-dash.

- Making fun of their daughters (one of whom has an eating disorder... stupid bitch)

- Running the quads 50ft. from their house during very inappropriate times

- More making fun of their mother who has had a few DUI's and one time almost drove onto their lawn and over a 10ft. stone wall.

- Ghost riding old bike down road, hitting rock, gaps their driveway, over that stone wall and into their Jeep.

Yeah we aren't really friends with them all that much.

 
when i lived near ATLANTASKI (yes, i lived next to him).. i was like 7 and i found a firework but my friend didnt want to light it so on my way home, i was walking on their lawn and wanted to light it so i lit it and the match burnt me so i dropped it.. then i tried to BLOW it out (yeah, im 7) , only making it bigger.. so i ran home and hid under my bed

conclusion: i burnt half their lawn to nothingness.. then moved a month later to NH, yay

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the guy who lives above me has called the cops on 4 different occasions for noise complaints... i really dont think im that loud;.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
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