Gate Guards are bringing me down man

unchyll

unchyll

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well i live in a gated community that has like a private golf course and all that shit so all the old ass people that live her can feel like they're part of something so they dont just go and kill thereselfs. Along with all these great privleages we get guard gates who always drive around the neighbor hoods giving people that park on the side of the road tickets (well not really tickets just a piece of paper)and shit but a week or so ago they caught me and my friends in this construction site at like 3 in the morning, we were smoking but didnt get caught with it cus we hid my pipe any way they call the cops threaten us with all these charges for vandalizem and for putting soap into the hot tub more than 5 times. but yeah cops come we go home and ever since that everyone one of the 15 guards that work there know my name now and everytime i go home i have to talk to them cus i have a new car at the moment without plates and i dont have a member sticker so its always me a lil tipsy, car reaking trying to explain how i live here but hten after i tell them my name they are like were your the kid that broke out all those windows at so and sos or like your the kid that murdered that troop of boyscotts then One always tells me how he is gonna call my dad for something i supposilvely was caught on tape doing and i just tell him thats cool bro can i go home.

but yeah lately i have even been getting followed by these ass holes. literaly followed i was going up to my friends house and a guard in his car passes me takes a u turn and starts follwoing me so i decide i want to fuck with him and start doing u turns i did about 3 then just gunned it and i lost him but yeah i was just wondering if they even have enough power to pull me over or anything like that cus this is getting rediculously annoiying. they dont even have pepper spray i think all they have is a flashlight and most of them are 50-60+ years old so yea im def not gonna pull over if they try i was just wonderin what a standard security guards privladges are in a private community

sorry for the long ass story, dey tryin to catch me ridin dirty
 
dude my friends neighborhood has those kinda guys. all they are is a rent-a-cop what can they do right? worst case scenario is that they can give you to the police by using their gay walkie talkies or some shit
 
"but hten after i tell them my name they are like were your the kid that broke out all those windows at so and sos or like your the kid that murdered that troop of boyscotts"

hahahaha that's fucking hilarious
 
you need to complain to your parents for being stupid rich suburbanites who choose to give up their liberties and live in a fucking community with gates (gated communtiy)
 
thats pretty gay considering your family is paying them to protect (kindof) you guys not to give you tickets and call the cops
 
Buy a grill, a doo rag, a 59 50 cap, tall tee and some other gangsta shit.See what their reaction is, would be funny as hell.

When they ask you, "were you the kid who broke the windows and killed the boyscotts" just say "Jea ya old cracka I break windows and cap fools everyday"

When they follow you around just pull over, get out, and yell "why the fuck you follow me around dude?! Racist muthafuckaz!"
 
hahah yeah last night i had a 3x tall tee on, stunna shades, fat beanie, and a unlit cigar in my mouth, they just let me through tho after i told them my name

and no my parents arent rich ass holes they hate this place they just want to pay the house off before we move somewere else
 
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