one time my dad was laying brick out front of our house and it was kind of late at night and our garage was open and my dad went into our backyard to get more brick and me and my sister were jumping on the trampoline and i looked through the doorway that connects to my garage and a guy was in the process of stealing my dad's bike. so we yellled at my dad and he started chasing the guy down the street with a shovel. he didnt get the bike tho. so fuck you stupid fucks that steal shit
dont do it! my friends and i once got a little carried away and stole like 60 some beers from various neighboorhoods. of course we got caught...well not me but 3 of them did and had to go to court and shit. a construction worker got our plates and called the cops. lame. he was probally just pissed he didnt think of doing it. We ended up getting to keep all the beer cause we hid it in my garage so i guess it was kinda worth it.