Gapers

no gapers are quite delusional. they go down a black diamond with 300 feet of vert and one steep spot without falling and they think they should be professionals. they go to a jump and roll over and believe they should be winning big air comps in the x games. its humorous for about the first 4 gapers and then its irritating
 
well for starters the gapers i know want the JP. vs. julians even though they have no idea that they are a pow ski
 
gapers dont know their gapers, and will never know unless you tell them. thats why at all times, you must scream in one's face, FUCKING GAPER, get the fuck out noob. then they are official knowleddgable gapers
 
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what of all the pro's have a name for us? and we dont know it? what if they have a name for us regular freeskiers? im scared
 
i'm pretty sure part of the definition of a gaper is that they are totally clueless, which would include not knowing they are gapers. i think anyone who doesnt know the term "gaper" is in pretty high danger of being one themself
 
i bet they are happy on gaper day because they finally fit in. they are probably thinking all their stuff is still instyle or its coming back
 
there is a big difference between gapers and gaper day. that pic must be from gaper day. 90% of the outfits worn on gaper day are not worn any other time by anyone, including gapers.
 
The other day when I finally sold my snowboard my sister (11) came up to me and started repeating the word "gaper!" before finally calling me a gay skier and walking away.
 
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