gapers skiing

Right now Breck is pretty bad. You can't get a blowjob in Texas because all the cocksuckers are here.

That’s what’s so illogical about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living, if you don’t have a dick? – Donnie Darko
 
yo I saw a kid with a hat up past his short blond thin reciding hairline and his gap aviator goggles were down below his eyes, and theres alot of texans in new mexico

R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
 
wigga pleeeeze. what the fuck is a gaper anyways?

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my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
Damn talking about Texans. I was in purgatory a few weeks ago and i'd say there were 8 texans out of 10 people on the mountain. I swear that i didnt see a single good skier the entire week i was there.

 
I'll agree that breck usually has the wost gaper problem that I have seen. Everywhere is bad over xmas break though.

 
in jackson it was gaper central. so many of them. They all had pocket rockets or the pilot system thinking that it would make them better. It doesn't help if you can't get past a snow plow turn.

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is gaper a west term...? im used to joey, but i prefer to call them squids or herbs. if ur really bad you might be a called a jabroni. every mountain has them but i'd say that killington has the worst problem that i've seen, however, i've never skied in CT, i bet it's bad there. mt snow has the best park skiers that i know of anywhere... overall at least.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
As far as Ct. has the best park skiers, you need to check out Mammoth. Watching the locals rip the superpipe on a weekday, makes you think your watching the X-Games or something... Actually, you probably are watching a few gold medalicts... I have never seen so many Boarders and Skiers ripping the shit outta of pipe, like what goes on @ Mammoth.

 
i bet that's true about mammoth. and don't mistake what i said about Ct, i bet it's really sad there, not good.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
We call em Freds at Mount Snow. I thought you were talking about google gap. There are a lot of those everywhere though

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During christmas break it seemed like half the people at jackson were wearing one-pieces. Fucking rich tourist ass-rams

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what?? gaper=gap between your goggles why the hell would they choose that they just don't know its there its not a style

 
hey, i was a tourist in jackson after x mas. i met these locals and all they were doin was talken shit about tourists, i dont blame them. but i was a tourist and i was liek shit. good times.

~Tom
 
I just found out what a gaper was last night, then we invented gaper steeze, hah.

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everyone single fucking tourist at jackson hole rides the pocket rockets, it was really gay, even the people in the level 3 lessons were riding them, gaper steeze

 
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