Gapers: out of control!

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jc_dunn

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Ok so i went to nakiska yesterday... sweet hill powder day in the morning. Anyway in the afternoon i decided i wanted to do some park skiing since the fun runs were tracked.

So i do a few runs and than theres this group of people in the park. They are all wearing costumes and shit and look like total fags (i don't care how people look but wait till you hear what i got to say). Dressed with giant afro wigs ducktaped to their helmets and shit and m&m costumes or gym shorts over snowpants.

So as if thats not enough (theres about 20 of the flamers) they are all lined up to hit a jump. So one by one they are all going off the side of this little rail jump, wrecking the jump and while they are at it, they are sucking.

Anyway even though they are gapers i wait i my turn... not long obviously. So i look to make sure no one else is goin and this bitch in an elvis costume goes at the same time to hit her faggot rail jump. She screams and stops like 40 feet away from me (they were coming in from the side to hit the jump so they were going slow as hell and not going anywhere near the main path.) as if i just about killed her. So than there was this gaper leader taking pictures of the fruits and as i go rippin by he yells "learn some park etiquette". Anway so i go and do the jump and throw down a massive double rodeo 50 feet above the chairlifts 1260 (actually i only straight aired with a safety and was probably about 12 feet above the lip). So than as if the gapers haven't been bastards enough they stop my little brother and go "tell your buddy to learn some park etiquette".

Fuckin gapers.

Did that make sense? i wrote alot and i'm not goin to edit it.

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something like that but i'm pretty sure they were racers. Now whenever i see a dad with his kid in the park walking on the jumps i just think of the gapers in costumes and i go "aww thats cute... he could die"

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Ahh I hate it when shit like that happens and it's so pointless too, out of the park, you can find TONS of natural bumps that are about the same size as rail jumps, the gapers should just stick to those instead of getting in the way.

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wasn't it like gaper day on friday? atleast it was at brec

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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one time when i was at PC these gappers with in kings crown(the big park for ppl who dont know) and they were all standing in the middle of the first jump which was like 30ft and then next like 3 jumps there was one person standin in the middle of the deck of the jumps and we are yellin and shit and they dont do anything and we go talk to them and they are like we can ski where we want u cant tell us to move, it was so gay and we bitched out each person on the next 3 jumps and they were like "cant u see what we are doing" and i was like wtf, gapers suck dick

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
 
o yeah and at big sky, every time im there(2-3 weekends each month) there are gapers carving though the park not hittin anything, and they bring there little kids who can ski in there and they get in the way and shit, it sucks, theres a fuckin groomer right next to the park 2, only a rope separates it

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
 
oyea... i forgot to mention they were in the big park... with massive hits and the rail jump they were goin off was for to 20 foot shotguns with a gap. There are to parks at nakiska... one little rail park with tonnes of little rails they could go off the side of but noooo they had to come in the big muthafucka death park.

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i saw a shitloada people like that at jackson hole today, but it was also their last day

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
 
When you guys were talking about gappers, I thought you meant Gap Jumps hahahheehehah.

And as for your comment........

Its the same at every mountain bud, deal with it. The reason why you found it so bad at Nakiska is because it is a hill built for fucking racers....... Deal with it. Besides all you had to do was go up to the leader, and kick him in the ear and then say "you learn some park etiquette bitch". That is what park etiquette is all about.

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I couldn't have done that though... he shouted it at me as i was goin down the inrun towards the first jump. I wasn't gonna miss the jump to hike back up the hill to kick him and tell him to learn park etiquette.

I know i gotta deal with it but i don't see why when they have the whole mountain to act like gapers, and a whole seperate park with their type of feature they have to go in the big one and than bitch at me about it.

I know i should do something about it and not whine but what can i do?

Just sharing my story mainly.

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