Gapers in the park

I really dont care if the gapers hit the side of the kickers, its just when they stand in the middle of the runway...i get sick of telling people to move, but i try to not be a dick about it..
 
yo so i notice this problem and it really pisses me off. so me bein an instructor i try to take matters into my own hands. and trust me i know and work with those fuckin instructors who jus take kids through the parks and dont teach em anything. ill take my kids through the park but when we get to the entrance before even goin in i teacfh em about waitin there turn, and yelling dropping. i also try to stress the point that rails are rails and not jumps, thats prolly my biggest pet peeve. more instructors need to do this shit. cause honestly if the instructors dont do it all the kids are gonna have to learn from their parents and that will jus be fuckin horrible. so trust their are some instructors out their tryin to do the right thing. ohh yea and im tryin to get a freeskier school started up at my mountain so kids learn these things. im prolly gonna need a petittion to be signed so ill post it up here anyone can sign it ill jus lye to my boss and say u ski at my mountain.
 
yea i know seriously because all of the poeple here on ns are going to listen to you because all of us are gapers who cant do anything in the park

if youre gonna tell people to stay out of the park, then tell the gapers and not us
 
some racers r good at park the other day at snowbird i saw racers doing 3's and 7's of the jumps they made out of halfpipe snow, I ALSO saw a snowboarder going 5x faster than he should have for a jump and he overshoot by like 50ft and landed on his ass it was hilarious cus he just blasted thru line of ppl waiting to hit it then he hit it and it was money
 
^ hahaha henry you're hillarious... but seriously, its already been days since presidents day has passed and there's still a ton of fucking tourists whats up with that?
 
ha the other day I was goin down gettin speed to do this roller coaster box and this little kid came out of no where and went in front of me so I just yelled im not stopping so he got like half way and fell off and right when I got to where he was he stood up and I nailed him in the back with my skis. and he started yelling at me so i just told him thats what you get for cutting me off
 
gapers are actually very innovate people, i saw one little girl use the lip to the money booter at boreal as a quarter pipe. thats just straight up progressive
 
This little girl, maybe 4 or 5, was cruising through the park the other day. She was still at the age where you don't use poles. I thought, gaper for sure. She then rides strait on to the up down box, and makes it to the end. It was sick. But yeah, most gapers are stupid, but we were probably all one of them at one time.
 
...... I take kids in the park but I actually teach them to jib and go off the jump straight. And besides, every park skier had to start somewhere.
 
What I hate the most is when I'm at Mammoth in the park and they're just traversing across the kicker, or skiing so slow over the lip of the jump they kill the last 1/2 foot of tranny.
 
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