Gaper stories

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thegringo

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while on the lift two girls crashed at the bottom of a hill and an old gaper came over yelling at them that there going to fast after got his point straight he pizza'd while turning and going straight down the green run
 
Ok here we go...

Once upon a time OP made a fucking stupid repost thread about gaper stories. The wiser and more experienced members of the community gangraped him for being a pussy ass'd bitch, and order was then restored in the universe.

The End.
 
Just to sum up every lie ever told in the gaper quote thread, here we go:

Once, I was riding up the chairlift, listening to my headphones, when some gaper was trying to talk to me, but he was like SOO stupid, he didn't realize I was bumping my Biggie and couldn't hear him, so I just laughed at him. Then, when I got off the lift, there was like this total gaper in a Dallas Cowboys Starter jacket, and he was like, "BRO, are those some double tipper twin edgers?" He was like, so, so dumb, bro. I just laughed at him and skied away. Then I ran into this little gaper kid in the park, and he was all decked out in like Full Tilts, Afterbangs, and Saga, but HE FUCKING SUCKED. WHAT A FUCKING GAPER NOOB. I just laughed at him as I skied slowly down the kiddie park and did a front 2 out of a box and got some props from my homies. Finally, I pizza'd to a quick stop at the bottom to film some bros on the box. They were rocking some hyphy ass 50-50s in their tight pants (lol gapers thought we were wearing girls pants, stupid noobs, it's called STYLE), and then this old guy in like some fucking 1980s gear with 206 straight skis was like, dude, can you do a backflip in the snowboard park? I was like, fuck yeah, of course I can, you stupid gaper noob fuck, and I skied away laughing at him. Everyone at my hill is like sooo fucking stupid, bro. Bunch of gapers. Ugh, I hate everyone but me and my crew, we are the only ones who know about freeskiing at my hill.
 
Not that I encourage this thread, but that is one funny story. I have several good ones. There are probably only a handfull( as in like ten good skiers) at alpine valley in wisconsin. If you know what I'm talking about, I was in the lift line for Valley Flyer and some little girl come down in complete backseat pizza( Ponder that for a moment) and runs right into me. She gets up and says that was like running into a brick wall because I didn't budge.( I'm a really big muscular guy) Her father gets the bottom and comes up to me and says what the hell, you should have moved. I just stood there and looked away as if I didn't here. Skied to the park across the top and waited for my friend on Super Glider to get there, and I see the same girls going around that little pass to the park doing the exact same thing as when she ran into me and burst out laughing so hard. the guy then comes down behind in pizza. Soo funny. You should've been there.
 
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