Gaper Speech

Lexx

Lexx

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So I'm doing a speech for public speaking about one of my pet peeves and I want to do it on gapers. What are some things that I definitely need to include?
 
The wost ones is when the little kid goes up to the lip, doesnt have enough speed, makes it up half way and then stops. They they try to climb over the top instead of just going around the lip. so annoying
 
Even if someone did a dub cork 12 they wouldn't say anything but as soon as it is a backflip gapers shit there pants and ask " did you see that? he did a full backflip! "
 
i hate it when i pretzel 270 a box or stuff like that, there just like cool i guess, but when some kids who think they are hot shit come up to the box they carve as hard as they can on the lip do like a 90 on and their momentum keeps them spinning in a gross looking way and dont even spin off the box and the (gapers) are like omfg!!!!!!!!! he just did the sickest thing ever its really fucking annoying and is really gross when people do those kinds of tricks.

ps. i snowboard dont hate
 
dont do it. unless you go to the school of NS, nobody will know what the hell you are talking about and cant relate. and you will alienate all the vacation skiers in your class
 
no offense, seriously.

but gaperism or what the fuck ever is a terrible speech to give. your audience will not be able to relate to you at all, its difficult to find legitmate examples or proof, and it will just in general get you a not-so-good grade.
 
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