Gaper Problems

[GaperKing]

"My forehead is cold because of the large goggle gap"

"My jumps off the rail lip get insulted"

"My 140cm poles are too short"

 

[Japaneezy]

Our groomers arent groomed enough.

 

[pow_pow~]

Please leave

 

[John18_6]

"Where can I buy a leash for my kid?"

 

[.mnr.]

how did i get snow in my one piece?

 

[Session]

"these little boys in dresses turn just as bad as me."

 

[GeorgiaJibber]

Why is there a stupid piece of metal in front of my jump?

 

[Filet-O-Fish]

The back of my rear entry ski boot broke off and now and i cant buy rear entry any more.

 

[pikes]

my jeans are frozen

 

[lkhmmr]

"Where do they put the moguls in the summer"

 

[RubberSoul]

i keep spilling my fucking hot cocoa

 

[AHREN*]

They should set aside some humps for only jumping off of

 

[KaneDog]

My forehead is cold

FUck man I wrecked in the woods and no one can find me

BackFLip mane!

Sick gogs can you backflip

backflip mane

 

[Twerk]

"Where's the snowboard park?"

 

[Dode]

How come those kids can ride backwards?

Baggy clothes aren't aerodynamic enuf.

Why do kids drink this unhealthy "Monster"?

What's wutang?

 

[steezburgereddie]

"i wish they would groom this run so i could go down it"

 

[redking]

skiers aren't allowed in the snowboard park

I hate when people don't pull the bar down

 

[throwin_steeze]

*Entire chairlift stare at switch skier*

 

[triss]

are those the skis that have the tips in the front and back

 

[dani_]

*skiing with gaper friend* : woah why is that dudes snow suit so baggy?! why would you go off of a jump backwards?! wait, skiers are allowed in the snowboard park?

 

[theabortionator]

Ski tricks is my drugs

 

[booniemon]

"Dad I need more money for this resort food"

 

[jakedubas]

"look at those kids and their dang twirlly birds"

"when i was younger i remember when i could do a helicopter"

 

[RobbyW]

Can we have the chair slow please?

 

[PsychedelicMoose]

"Can I have some of your monster?"

 

[yasgur99]

goggles dangling behind helmet

 

[Saac]

OP is making sure he is not a gaper before the season starts up

 

[spencer.liautaud]

"oh shoot, the ski valet grabbed the wrong skis"

 

[Parks.]

yeah because no one got the joke up until then

 

[[BoatsNHoes]]

Why is the end of that jump so sharp? I should round it out

 

[ErryB]

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Gaper problems, book ski trip don't have any gear, my god some of you are lucky you don't live in australia

 

[Wulfty]

"Does this resort have one of them stunt ditches in the snowboard park?"

 

[TheronGustafson]

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[TheronGustafson]

worked well

 

[Iliveinutah]

cool trick man, are you sponsored?

 

[J-C]

My gaper friend: Dude my helmet is so uncomfortable since i bought these eg2sme: look at him and start laughing

him: why are you laughing i paid like 150$ for the goggles and they suck

me: have you been wearing your helmet this side since you bought the goggles

him: ya why

me: just to let you know that you're putting it the wrong side

 

[theTRIBE101]

"I'm gonna need to hold onto you when i get off the lift"

 

[Parks.]

what?

 

[Japaneezy]

NO OP is making sure that hes the biggest gaperking before the season starts up

 

[Saac]

 

[Saac]

i doubt he has to try hard

 

[Parks.]

haha exactly what i thought

 

[Willskiforfree]

Does anyone here know where the ramps are?

 

[JayMobilia]

"why are your skis mounted backwards"

 

[Heshin]

lawlz so accurate

 

[BMasson]

*pizzas slowly through the park making sure to cut everyone off but not realizing his gaperness*

 

[PositiveSpin]

"Which way to the lodge."

 

[LukasSchroeder]

look at the comment second from the bottem. lel

 

[LoathesRaisins]

Why are there so many stairs?

 

[Catbug]

"Where do you get all of your red trees?"

"What altitude do deer turn to elk?

"So where do you keep the halfpipe in the summer?"

 

[pikes]

*trying to click into a binding and the heel isn't released yet*